Shippo Presents: A Rant On Naruto FanFics

NEJI WHAT THE BALLS

NEJI WHAT THE BALLS MAN?!

OK SO WHY DOES NEJI HAVE TO DIE.

LET ME TELL YOU ALL WHY HIS DEATH WAS IRRELIVENT.

IF NARUTO HAD THE TIME FOR TWO, NOT JUST ONE, BUT TWO PEOPLE JUMP IN FRONT OF HIM TO SAVE HIS FUCKING LIFE THEN HE HAD THE FUCKING TIME TO MOVE HIS BITCH ASS OUT OF THE GODDAMN WAY.

SO IN OTHER TERMS, IF SOMEONE HAS THE TIME TO JUMP IN FRONT OF AN ATTACK FOR YOU THEN YOU HAVE THE TIME TO MOVE THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY.

so if me and any of you readers are in this situation, you have a better chance in running away than me saving you.