Shippo Presents: A Rant On Naruto FanFics

NARUTO ISNT A VIRGIN

OKAY SO I WAS WATCHING: NARUTO SHIPPUDEN: THE MOVIE AND AT THE END THAT LITTLE HOE NAMED SHION ASKED NARUTO TO BE HER BABY DADDY.

LIKE I SWEAR TO GOD SHE DID GUYS WATCH THE MOVIE.

"Well, my priestess powers have to be passed down to the next one right? How about you help me with that Naruto?"

AND BEING THE DUMB FUCK THAT NARUTO IS HES LIKE

"Sure! I'm up for any mission!"

MEANWHILE KAKASHI AND LEE ARE HAVING A HEART ATTACK AND THEN THE MOVIE ENDED.

I bet they had some hanky panky spanky ninja sex.

THATS HOW HE KNEW WHAT HE WAS DOING WHEN HIM AND HINATA HAD SEX.

BOOM.

"lol no NaruHina4Eva"

HE HAD SEX WITH SHION I DONT CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS. THEY HAD SEX, DIDNT HAVE KIDS, AND HE USED HIS EXPERIENCE FOR HINATA.

Duh.

Who knows who else Naruto could have ducked before Hinata.

No one knows what happens on those missions in those tents.

Neji could have been fucking Lee you would never know. Only Kishimoto would know.

I rest my case.

~Shippo<3