Wrong Number||William Nylander

Two

The Next Day:
(Contacts are from Maia's phone)

William:
Good morning Maia bear

Maia:
So is that the nickname you picked for me

William:
Yes it is. Don't you love it

Maia:
Yes Willy Wonka I do

Willy Wonka:
No no no don't tell me that's my name in your contacts

Maia:
Well of course it is

Willy Wonka:
You really suck

Maia:
Ok Willy Wonka tell me about yourself

Willy Wonka:
Well I play hockey I'm 21 and I live in Toronto

Maia:
Wow that's it I thought you'd be more interesting

Willy Wonka:
No that's it

Maia:
Your definitely lying. Your probably some Russian spy and your trying to kill me so you can't tell me who you really are. You might be some 40 year old woman named Martha. Oh God are you a 40 year old woman named Martha

Willy Wonka:
No what of course not. Now I'm starting wonder if there's something wrong with you

Maia:
Ok whatever you say Martha

Martha The Russian Spy??:
My name in your phone is Martha now right

Maia:
Wrong. It's Martha The Russian Spy??

Martha The Russian Spy??:
For the third time my name is William and I'm not a Russian spy. It's not even possible for me to be a Russian spy. I'm Swedish.

Maia:
Maybe your William The Swedish Spy

William The Swedish Spy??:
I'm not even going to fight you anymore

Maia:
Yay I wonnnn

William The Swedish Spy??:
Ok Maia tell me about yourself

Maia:
I'm a gymnast I live in Toronto and I'm 20 years old

William The Swedish Spy??:
Ha I'm older loser

Maia:
Shit

William The Swedish Spy??:
I just realized something

Maia:
What

William The Swedish Spy??:
We both live in Toronto

Maia:
Holy crap let's meet each other I've been dying to meet you

William The Swedish Spy??:
Maybe

Maia:
Or do you not want me to see that your a 40 year Russian spy named Martha

William The Swedish Spy??:
Oh lord we've been over this

Maia:
Your no fun

William The Swedish Spy??:
I'm very fun. I have to go to hockey practice but I'll text you later

Maia:
Fine and I will meet Martha the Russian Spy

William The Swedish Spy??:
Goodbye Maia

Maia:
Goodbye Martha