Chapter 13: Not actually Christmas

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"WAKE UP SHITHEAD!!!" Masky yelled through out the mansion yelling at Hoodie, behind the couch. Hoodie was on the couch just- well just sleeping. "Oii?!??" Masky yelled. "Calm down Tim. It's no use." I sighed squatting beside the couch. "Why don't you do something about it?!? We have only a few hours until we go on the trip!!" Masky yelled. "*Sighs* Brian. Wake up." I ordered, he still snored. "Brian." I Said as he shot up immediately. "Ha! She only said your name just to get you to wake up." Masky laughed. "Shut up Tim." Brian said. "Whatever. Brush your teeth. You smell like shit." Masky insulted. "So do you." Brian stated. "Yeah. Yeah." Tim said. "Both of you take a shower. There are only plenty of bathrooms. Last time I recalled, there was a bath and a shower as well as a toilet, sink and etc. in the bathroom." I Said. "No thanks." Tim Said. "Just go in Jeff's room and take a shower." I Said. "Gross. Hell no. He keeps dead bodies in there. Liu complains about it." Tim said. "Go take turns then." I Said. "That'll work." I continued. "Fine then." They both Said in unison walking away. "Geez. You both sure don't like each other." I muttered.
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'YES! THERES FINALLY A TIME WHERE THEY ALL DONT SMELL LIKE ROTTEN EGGS!!' I thought happily. "HAHAHAHAHA!!! OH MY GOD!! GUYS LOOK AT THIS!!!" Ben yelled flipping his laptop around showing some guy with brown hair yelling at a girl. It looked like a dude was having bread shoved in his mouth by some girl. "I'm soRry... Mam." The guy said. 'Wait.' Me and Tim dead panned. "Say it like you mean it." The girl ordered. "Sorry Mam." The guy said quickly. "Which part of 'Say it like you mean it' is confusing." The girl asked pissed off. "I'm sorry man." The guy- more like Tim said. "PFFFTTT!! KU- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!" "OH MY GOD IM GONNA DIE!!!!" "SHITTTT!!! THIS IS SOO FUCKIN HILARIOUS!!" "ISN'T THAT TIM?!? HAHAHA?!" Everyone in the room laughed rolling in the floor holding their stomach laughing tears. "That was us. Wasn't it." Tim asked embarrassed. "Yeah." I replied with a deadpanned face. "Hey- Hey look." Ben said still showing the vid. "Just say it Tim! It isn't that hard! It's the same as cussing someone you hate out" I said in the video. "Why can't I just do that?" Tim asked in the video, before the video could continue, I clicked another random video. "Hey?!!?" Everyone yelled. "It was getting out of hand." I said. "Heeeelllo! Everybody. It's Ryan here. Today is about this new viral video last night about some guy refusing to apologize to an woman after being rude to her, even when his lover or wife told him to repeatedly. Here's the clip." The guy said as a clip showed, everyone laughed. "ITSNOTFUNNY!!!" Tim yelled. "Yeah it is!" Jeff laughed. "This guy literally has bread shove in his mouth like a dildo." The guy said as everyone in the room laughed. "Oh yeahhhhh~." An edited deep voice said as a picture zoomed in if Tim's face with the bread in his mouth as everyone laughed hardly, Tim still pissed off. Everyone's laugh was interrupted by another laugh erupting from their throat. "This girl right here is just like a mother SCOLDING a kid. This guy seriously has problems." The guy mentioned a everyone was still laughing. "In the end. The person filming the vid ran out of storage. So we didn't know what happened in the end. The person just said that he was so distracted! That he didn't realize the guy left along." The guy continued as everyone was still laughing uncontrollably everyone's face turning red. Tim had enough and shut down the laptop. "Hey?!?" Everyone yelled. "Yeah it was getting out of hand." Tim said menacingly glaring at everyone with a shadow covering the top of his face under his nose as everyone started to sweat bullets. "What is the ruckus??!" Slenderman asked coming out, pissed off. "Check out this vid." Ben said, opening the laptop, as it started from the Beginning. "-Here's the clip!:

"Say it like you mean it!" It seems played. The video already ended in an couple of minutes.
"Tell then it's not funny." Tim said. Slenderman just sighed. "Everyone i-it's Not... Pfft.." Slenderman tried to say. "What. Don't tell me your laughing too.." Tim deadpanned, muttering. "It is not professional nor-.... Pfft... Kuku..... Haha... hehe.... Hehe..." Slenderman tried to contain his laugh. "SLENDY!" Tim yelled. "Sorry. It's up to them whether it's funny or not." Slenderman Said strictly as he left. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! oh dear..... Ahh... DID HE REALLY TAKE MORE THAN 20 MINUTES BEING FORCED TO BE APOLOGIZE!!! HAHAHAHAHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" We all heard Slenderman's laugh. "See even he thinks it's funny." Ben smiled. Tim gave off an glare. Everyone immediately shut up. "Uh- Anyway... H-hey. Tim. Did you know that the video has over 100million views. You and Eyepatch should start wearing a mask and sunglasses." Ben said.  "Yeah. No shit, Sherlock." Tim said lowly as Ben shivered still sweating bullets, smiling nervously. "Well. Let's hurry. Our first stop. YOSEMITE!" I yelled as everyone sweat dropped at my action, except for Tsukiyama. "YES! My Mon-Cheri! We shall go to the mountain that dwells upon in the area of East California!" Tsukiyama cheered with me. "I thought we were gonna get Christmas supplies?" Masky asked. "Slenderman said that it was optional to get three days of vacation and THEN go get the supplies." I stated. "Makes sense." Everyone said in unison. "Well. There will be ALOT of people coming. But....." I stopped. "Yes?" Everyone asked. "I'm the only girl going." I deadpanned. "So?" Everyone asked. "Never mind." I said. "The list of people coming is. Tim, Ayato, Brian, Tsukiyama, Uta, Ben, Dark Link or DL, LJ, EJ, Jason, Smile Dog, Grinny Cat, Doctor Smiley, Nathan TN, Jeff, Liu, Toby, Lost Sliver, Glitchy Red, Helen, Puppeteer, Kagekao, and I believe that is it. I will be coming along as well. A total of 23." I sweat dropped at the number of people coming. "Well. Let's get our plane tickets." I said. "WAIT!!!" Ben yelled. "What is it now." I asked. "It's actually December 4th." Ben stifled a laugh. "What? But didn't the woman say-." "I asked her to lie." Ben interrupted me. "BEEEENNNN!!" We all yelled. A few seconds later, Ben was covered in bruises. "So I knew there was something wrong." Slenderman appeared again. "He came back from his laughin' fit." Tim muttered.. "Cut the crap." Everyone said. "Normally I don't tolerate disrespect but since I am less irritated today due to seeing that video, yes. I have been keeping the date away from you all. I wanted to see a few reactions." Slenderman admitted. "So we actually have 20 days?" I asked. "To be specific, 10 days of vacation." Slenderman said. "YES!" Everyone cheered.
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"Well. Let's take departure!" Ben said quietly. "We haven't even gotten to the airport." I deadpanned as Ben sweatdropped immediately. "We already got the tickets. I can't believe that we even manage to get the same plane." Puppeteer said. "So what is your real name anyway?" I asked as he just smiled weirdly. "Me? Oh! My dear. You want to ask someone for my name? You must admire me strongly." He said. 'Wow..... how...... narcissistic.' I thought. "She asked for your name. Not if you're fabulous or whatever." Helen said. "Please. Call me Jonathan." He said. "Certainly will, Jonathan." I said. "Well. We have a few plans. Flying from (Your state/Random state) to California. "Well. LETS GO!" Ben cheered. A few second had passed. "CALL DIBS ON (Y/N)!!!!!" Everyone yelled in unison as I anime fell. "No. She deserves someone as great as myself." Jonathan said. "Come on. She probably wants to spend time sitting next to me." Helen objected. "Nope. I'm sitting next to her. She needs to trust me! I'll show her that she can trust me!" Ben tried reasoning. "Nope. Let me sit next to her. She likes me more than any of you. She knows me longer." Ayato said. "Let me. She won't have any problem." Uta insisted. "Too bad. Me." Kaneki said. "Why not me?" LJ asked. "Because, you are too hideous. I will go." EJ insisted. "Why can't I I mean? Why not?" LS asked. "I'm a nobody, that's why she doesn't need mind me." Nathan said. "Little shit's. She's gonna wanna come with me." Ayato said. They just continued arguing. "LET ME!! COME ON! THERES NOTHING BAD ABOUT IT!!!" "LET ME GO SHIT-TARDS!!" "OH SHUT UP!! YOU' RE TOO IMMATURE!!" "BACK AT YOU, YOU ASS!!!" "SHUT UP!!" "DAMN YOUR ASS!!! SHUT UP!" They all continued arguing relentlessly as my eye twitched. "OKAY THATS ENOUGH." I said as all the arguing stopped. I got out Dina's notepad that she didn't want and ripped pieces of paper. I handed them each a slip and gave one of them a pen. "Write down your name and place it in..." I looked around. The only thing I saw was Jason's top hat. "Jason." I said. "Yes dear." He smiled as he placed down his hat on my hand. "Place the paper in here." I ordered. They all did. I fumbled through the hat.
Kagekao
Ayato
Kaneki
Uta
Tsukiyama
Tim
Brian
Ben
LS
LJ
EJ
Glitchy Red
Jason
Doctor Smiley
Nathan
Grinny Cat
Smile Dog
Puppeteer
Helen
Jeff
Liu
Toby
Out of all of them. I chose.......

To Be Continued.....

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