Chapter 1~
Beast Boy POV
"Hey, Raven! Knock, knock!" I said.
"Seriously? A knock-knock joke?" Raven replied.
"Go along with it, please! I promise it's funny!"
"Fine. Who's there?"
"Cows go!" I said between laughs.
"Cows go who?"
"No they don't! They go," right before I finished I turned into a cow and went "Moo."
"Haha, hilarious Beat boy." She said sarcastically. "Can I go make my tea now?"
"Fine. Go ahead." I allowed.
'She was right; that was a bad joke no wonder why she doesn't like me. I don't stand a chance." I thought.
Suddenly, the alarm goes off. Robin runs out his room and checks the computer.
"It's Ding Dong Daddy. He's stolen another car. Titans Go!"
Cyborg gets into the T-car. Robin rides his motorcycle. Raven, Star and I flew.
*TIME JUMP*
(Author note:sorry I might not get how he talks right but I'll try)
In Jump City sure enough, there was Ding Dong Daddy racing around town in stolen cars. Cyborg got close to the car and tried to blast Ding Dong with his cannon. Robin also got close but jumped on top of the car. Star started to throw her star bolts and Raven tried to shut the motor down with her powers. I transformed into an elephant and blocked the road the best I could.
"Hey there, Dolly*" Ding Dong said to Starfire. "Maybe you and I could play backseat bingo sometime.*"
Innocent Starfire had no idea what that meant, but Robin did. He started whacking the car with his bow staff.
"Hey! Bundie*! You're hurtin' the chariot*!"
Soon enough Raven got the motor to stop and, seeing this, Ding Dong Daddy runs out of the car. I turn into a Pterodactyl and fly over to where Ding Dong is. I then turn into a Boa Constrictor and wrap myself around Ding Dong Daddy until they catch up.
"Good work, Raven!" Robin yelled up to her.
"Not a problem." Raven replied quietly.
'Thats why I love her. She is quiet, kind but can brush people off easily, and so very pretty.' I swooned.
"Hey! Earth to BB! You can let go of him now." Cyborg said.
"Oops, okay." I said unwrapping myself from Ding Dong Daddy.
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* Dolly= cute girl
* Back Seat Bingo= kissing in the car
* Bundie= a boy who needs a haircut
Words and their meanings from:
http://www.citrus.k12.fl.us/staffdev/social%20studies/pdf/slang%20of%20the%201950s.pdf
