BTS TEXTS - BTS

29 pt 2

When they make dad jokes

BTS as your little brother

namjune

namjune: YOU'RE BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP SOON RIGHT

y/n: your*

namjune: i knew that

namjune: SO ANYWAYS GUESS WHATIM GETTING FOR YOU'RE BIRTHDAY

y/n: ITS YOUR

namjune: I'M GETTING EGGS

y/n: ew i hate eggs

y/n: except maybe in ramen

namjune: i hate eggs too

y/n: so why are u getting it for me??

namjune: bc I'm EGGcited

y/n: and i thought u were a nice person

namjune: I AM A NICE PERSON!! 

namjune: im also getting u a book on puns bc its my resPUNsibility to teach u to be cool

y/n: DID U LOWKEY JUST DISS ME U LIL

gigiyoon

gigiyoon: WHAT DO U CALL A SAD CUP OF COFFEE

y/n: y/n

gigiyoon: shut up im trying to tell a joke

y/n: manners yoongi manners, i came out 10 seconds earlier

gigiyoon: IM STILL UR TWIN BROTHER

y/n: NO UR YOUNGER

gigiyoon: do u want the answer or not?

y/n: no

gigiyoon: well ur getting an answer

gigiyoon: DEPRESSO

y/n: what was the question again?

dadjokes

dadjokes: WHY DOESN'T ED HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

y/n: jin u need to stop it with the dad jokes

y/n: DO U KNOW WHAT I NAMED YOU??

dadjokes: jinnie the beauty?

y/n: no

dadjokes: jin-tiful?

y/n: NO

dadjokes: then what? theres nothing else logical enough to name me, unless you decided to name me seokjin or jin which is boring and means that ur a nerd

y/n: what does that have to do with anything??

y/n: anyways i named u dadjokes

y/n: yeah. u old

dadjokes: and ur older than me

y/n: oh right... :")

dadjokes: SO WHY DOESN'T ED HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

y/n: bc he has me

dadjokes: ew no

dadjokes: BECAUSE SHEERAN

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i had to make jin's longer

i mean this entire idea is based off of him

yes this is a random update bc thats what i do on my mini hiatus