When you are drunk
BTS as your boss
gucciboss (taehyung)
y/n: i ate tree sacks of pwotaetaes
gucciboss: y/n please do not contact me on weekends. thank you
y/n: awwwww but i wann gucci
gucciboss: you want a raise in salary?
y/n: wowie gucciboss mind read power
gucciboss: y/n I think you are drunk
y/n: R U FIRE ME
gucciboss: no y/n
y/n: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYA
hotboss (jimin)
y/n: sit on me
hotboss: ahem
y/n: my bd is WARM
hotboss: y/n I don't know what your point is
y/n: what is point
y/n: idk point
y/n: ik love
hotboss: y/n you are drunk
y/n: and pwetty dont forgot
hotboss: yes you are pretty now please y/n have your boyfriend put you in bed and let you sleep
y/n: i no bf
y/n: will u beeeee my bf
r00dboss (jungkook)
r00dboss: y/n please do not come to work tomorrow
*30 minutes later*
y/n: OWKR IS BOW-RING
y/n: Y WOULD I CUM
r00dboss: please check your spelling y/n
r00dboss: so you know that you're not coming to work tomorrow right? please put that on your calendar
y/n: Y
r00dboss: you don't have to if you don't want to
y/n: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
y/n: im drunk
r00dboss: I can tell, y/n
y/n: picK ME PICK ME PIC ME UP
hopeboss
y/n: U R MY HOPE
hopeboss: thank you y/n I hope I'm the hope for the company as well
y/n: U R MY ANGEEEEL
y/n: U R JUNG HOPEBOSS
hopeboss: creative nickname
y/n: jUNG HOBIE
y/n: U R HOWSE
y/n: NEGHNEIG HORSY
hopeboss: y/n that is rude please do not call me horse from now on
y/n: BUT U R KAWAIIIIIII
y/n: i farted
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this is so cringe
but let's face it the entire idea of you drunk texting your boss is cringe
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BTS TEXTS - BTS
FanfictionBTS texting you. BTS texting each other. ―――― [WARNING: I overuse some bangtan clichés, don't kill me] ―――― [HIGHEST RANKING 2/8/2018 - #83 in fanfiction]
