These are all jokes and I'm being sarcastic fyi
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Ben
- when he critiques your work negatively
- "you forgot a comma"
- "YOU FORGOT YOUR BALLS"
Beverly
- when she tells the boys about all the weird things you two do
- "then we just licked the wall"
- "heheh yeah...she did. I didn't. heheh"
Bill
- when he "accidentally" trips you when you're walking around in the sewers or forest
- "oopsies"
- "WHAT THE FUCK BILL"
Eddie
- when he constantly talks about how disgusting and messy you are
- "YOU HAVE TO WASH IT FIRST"
- "WELL SHIT I DIDNT KNOW"
Mike
- he always brings up the story of you two met
- "yeah and just threw up right in front of me"
- "such a turn on huh"
Richie
- when he talks about you inappropriately to the boys
- "yeaaaah I got some last night"
- "the only thing you got last night was a dog's tongue down your ear"
- "ma bitch, amiright?" *he holds up his hand for a high five*
Stanley
- when he puts you in front of danger and hides behind you
- "TAKE THIS INSTEAD"
- "fuck you stan"
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IT PREFERENCES AND IMAGINES DUDE
Fanfictionpreferences and imagines for the IT cast and characters. even though there are already a lot of them out there, imma write one anyway. lots of the content is said in a sarcastic/joking style so don't take any of this seriously. im just saying, homie...
