[cast] "making out"

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btw this chapter will not effect anything in the phases cuz it's just a dumb, sarcastic one
WARNING:
issa joke
there's literally no
"making out" content
just the situations that
would stop ur non existent
"make outs"
oops

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Chosen
- suddenly farts really loud
- him: "sorry um I-"
- you: *chokes on the fart air*

Jack
- Finn walks in
- yeEt
- him: "oh hey finny boo"
- you: *tossed in the closet*

Jaeden
- naruto comes on the TV
- him: "THIS IS MY JAM"
- you: *gets kicked in the face multiple times*

Jeremy
- he hears his goats crying
- him: "OH NO BERNARD!"
- you: "..."

Finn
- accidentally hits his guitar
- him: "oh hell nah that's my baby! Get off me hoe!"
- you: "that should be me holding your hand, that should be me...."
- but it's not

Sophia
- her phone goes off
- her: "hello? oh hey! no, I'm not busy at all. whassup?"
- you: i hate this writer wtf
- me: *shrugs*
- deadpool: "tf is going on here??"

Wyatt
- suddenly hears the wii turn on
- him: "I think tf not you trick ass bitch! That's my wii!"
- you: face down on the floor, contemplating breaking up
- *cue wii music*

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i made y'all suffer in this chapter cuz ya really thought I'd write this sort of thing about kids wow
...
My spicy writing days over y'all

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