Miko: OMG GUYS IT'S CHRISTMAS!!!
Megs: *looks up from making sandwich* What's Christmas?
Miko: it means you give me stuff. Hand over that sandwich.
Megs: *sighs* *gives it to her*
Rao: Optimus, did you get anything for your wife?
Ratch: I'm not his wife.
OP: No, but we did agree on something for you.
Rao: REALLY??
Ratch: *sigh*
Ratch: We know you've been trying your best to get us to get married, and we definitely don't want to do that, but you've been so determined, so we decided to give you one victory.
Rao: . . .And what victory is that?
Ratch: *crosses arms and looks annoyed*
OP: *gets down on one knee*
Megs: Oh my god I hope she doesn't go after Starscream and I. . .
OP: Ratchet, will you marry me?
Ratch: Fine.
Rao: SCREEEEEE
OP: We are fiancès now. Is that enough for you?
Rao: Ohfragyes!
Ratch: Merry Christmas, Rao.
WJ: Bulk, I got you Beauty and the Beast costumes for your nightly live action roleplay.
Bulk: Oh you shouldn't have!
Megs: Knockout, I got you something.
KO: What is it?
Megs: My sympathy for one entire day.
KO: *gasp*
OP: Ratchet, I actually did get you something.
Ratch: Oh?
OP: I customized a wrench and got your name imprinted on it.
Ratch:
Ratch:
Ratch:
Ratch: I'm totally fragging marrying you
Merry Christmas my ducklings
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