Transformers Prime: Spoofs and Bloopers

Failed Professional Discussion

Rao: So today we'll be taking questions from the government peoples who know of the Cybertronians on and around Earth, and who are undecided if we should still be keeping the Autobots on Earth, and the children around them. We have a handful of bots, and a handful of cons, who will be answering these questions, to help them decide whether they support the Autobots or not, which will determine later if the Autobots remain part of the government. I'm Raoamo, your favorite insane fangirl-

Ratch: Far from favorite.

Rao: -Favorite insane fangirl, and I will be hosting tonight.

Ratch: This is a professional and important discussion, why are you hosting it like a gameshow or the presidential debates...?

KO: I think she has a nice flare for it.

Rao: Thank you!

Ratch: *sigh*

Megs: About the presidential debates-

Ratch: We are NOT discussing politics right now.

Megs: *disappointed look*

Rao: Well with that past us, let's begin. First question, please.

First person: *stands up* Hello.

OP: Hello

Megs: No

First Person: My question is... do you think you are good role models for the children you look after?

OP: Yes, actually. We take care of them and provide the proper image of an honorable, respectful and wise group of individuals-

Bulk: Hey Optimus remember the time I took the kids on a raid by accident and almost got Raf killed

OP: -... SOME of us provide the proper image of all those qualities. So I would say at least 75% of the time, yes, we are good remodels.

Rao: Alright, Megs, your turn. Do you believe you are a good rolemodel for the kids?

Megs: No.

Rao: Fair enough

Megs: Why would you even ask me that

Ratch: It ALMOST made our answer look alright...

Rao: Anywho, next question.

Another person: Do you believe you are medically and physically prepared for the event where one of the children are injured?

KO: Why should I care

Ratch: Not really

OP: *facepalm*

Rao: Okay... next question...

Yet another person: Why do you believe you are fit to fight the Earth's battles for it?

Arcee: Um have you seen the Decepticons

Megs: I would crush humanity easily if it weren't for these stupid fragging bots

Ratch: Giant fragging robots

OP: I have a magic saber

Person: You do?

Rao: Yah, ask Ratchet about it *wink wink*

Ratch: Stop

KO: This gettin' kinda kinky

Megs: Optimus has a what?

OP: Magic saber.

Rao: It's Ratchet's favorite pastime

Ratch: NEXT QUESTION

Last person: Um... I don't really...

Megs: Just say it.

Last person: Uh... what's your favorite emoji? (I'm sry if the emojis won't show up. Hopefully they will)

Ratch: ... Seriously

KO: ⚣⚣⚣

Breakdown: That one's legit

OP: 🐈 Kitty

Megs: ☠

Rao: 😈

Ratch: ...🖕

Rao: Well that wraps up today's discussion. There were supposed to be many more questions but we decided that may not be wise~ Thank you for watching/listening/reading or whatever society does