Rao: *creeps into Optimus's room at night*
Optimus: *wakes up*
Rao: *is sitting on his face* ^.^ Hi.
Optimus: O///O
Rao: *waves a watch in front of him* Imma hypnotize you now, kay?
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Ratchet: *is asleep*
Optimus: *crawls into room and lays over him vertically*
Ratchet: .... OPTIMUS GET OFF!
Optimus: *rolls onto back and yawns*
Ratchet: GET! OFF!
Optimus: Woof!
Ratchet: *kicks off* You are not a dog, Optimus. Get out.
Optimus: *is panting very loudly*
Ratchet: e_e Omg... *gets up and shoves him out the door* Ughnn....
Optimus: *scratches on door and whines*
Ratchet: *buries face in pillow* NOO....
Optimus: *louder whine*
Ratchet: You are NOT a dog, Optimus!
Optimus: *scratches on the door more*
Ratchet e_e
In the morning:
Optimus: *is crawling on the ground, rubbing up against Ratchet's legs* Woof!
Ratchet: *smacks with rolled up newspaper* Go away!
Optimus: *jumps on him*
Ratchet: Ack!
Optimus: *cuddles him*
Ratchet: 0///0
Optimus: *licks him*
Ratchet: BWAH! *throws him off*
Arcee: There are many memes for that scene, none of which are appropriate...
Rao: I ship it ^^
Ratchet: Did you do this?
Rao: Hypnotize him so he acts like a dog? Noooo....
Ratchet: Did you do it so he followed me around like this?
Rao: ..... maaaybeee.....
Ratchet: -.-
Optimus: *snuggles up to him*
Ratchet: *~*
Rao: ^///^
Ratchet: Undo it now.
Rao: Fiiiiiine. *clears throat* Ahem.... Cockcroaches. There. I said the magic word.
Optimus: *blinks* Wh-What happened... why am I cuddling Ratchet?
Ratchet: It's not all you did -.-
Rao: It was so adorable....
Optimus: O_o
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Transformers Prime: Spoofs and Bloopers
FanfictionTransformers Prime spoofs and bloopers! Need a laugh? Leave it to Team Prime! There are references to other TV shows and movies all over this book. I like to see how many of ya'll notice. It's pretty fun to leave them around and see who recognizes t...
