Ratch: Doing a medical exam every month will keep me updated on your positions. This way we can catch any problems early on. Who's first?
OP: I'll go.
Ratch: Sit down.
OP: *sits*
Ratch: *scans him*
Ratch: You look exhausted. Have you slept?
OP: No.
Ratch: Does this have anything to do with last night?
OP: My life is a train on fire with blown tracks that somehow continues to move I am going to stand outside at two in the morning and scream if I want to.
Ratch: Next.
Arcee: *sits down*
Arcee: *rotates shoulder* It hurts when I do this.
Ratch: then don't do that
Arcee: you know what
Ratch: Next.
*Bulk and Wheeljack walk over*
Ratch: Why two?
WJ: Threesome.
Bulk: *shoves*
Bulk: He's my moral support. Medical exams scare me.
Ratch: Well having both of you crammed in here is making me feel claustrophobic.
WJ: What does that mean?
Bulk: That he's afraid of Santa Claus.
Ratch: no-
WJ: HO HO HO!
Bulk: Stop it Wheeljack, you're scaring him!
Ratch: NEXT.
BB: *sits down*
BB: :I still can't talk.:
Ratch: I still can't help you.
BB: Figures.
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