Optimus: *is in his room looking for a lost datapad* Ughhg where is it!? *reaches under bed and pulls out a human*
Girl: Hallo.
Optimus: BWAH! *drops her and jumps away*
Girl: Owch. :T
Optimus: .... How, the frag, did you get here?
Girl: Oh haha.... I was watching you sleep last night lol.
Optimus: O_o
Girl: I was trying to hypnotize you in your sleep. So uh.... you aren't getting this sudden urge to propose to Ratchet, are you?
Optimus: Erm.. no...
Girl: Dangit I failed...
Optimus: So why were you watching me sleep?
Girl: Oh lolz. Your just adorable :P
Optimus: Nn... I'm adorable you say? No, no no, I am.... manly. *awkwardly clears his throat*
Girl: Haha no your not.
Optimus: Yeah I'm gonna go talk to Ratchet.... *leaves the room*
Girl: *Smeagol voice* Come back, my preciiooouuss....
Optimus: Wtf...
*in main hangar*
Ratchet: ... did I just hear Smeagol? Nah... he only exists in Lord of the Rings.
Optimus: Ratchet I'm being stalked.
Girl: You guys should get married.
Optimus: ....she wants us to get married.
....
Optimus: and she's part Smeagol, apparently.
Ratchet: .. erm.. who are you?
Girl: I'm RAOAMO, short for Ratchet and Optimus are my OTP!
Ratchet: That's harder to pronounce than Supercalifragilisticexpialacocius!
Optimus: Super-california-lipstick-lotion-cactus?
Ratchet: Stop trying, Optimus.
Girl: You can call me Rao. Sooooooo....... *Smeagol voice* Kiss.
Optimus: I don't know how to make her go away...
Ratchet: *grabs a bottle* Fangirl Away Spray! *sprays her with it*
Rao: Aohepejekelejejejejwkwor! *rolls away*
Optimus: *takes bottle, rips off cap and dumps on his head* F-Finally... those fangirls... CAN'T COME NEAR ME!
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Transformers Prime: Spoofs and Bloopers
FanfictionTransformers Prime spoofs and bloopers! Need a laugh? Leave it to Team Prime! There are references to other TV shows and movies all over this book. I like to see how many of ya'll notice. It's pretty fun to leave them around and see who recognizes t...
