BUNNY HOTLINES ⋮ 𝐘.𝐊𝐎𝐎𝐊

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Bold: Suga
Italic: Jungkook

"Welcome to bunny hotlines! Press any number to start a conversation."

"Tfuck is this?"

"What should I pick?"

"1? Because I'm number one ahe"

"I should pick 9 since it's my birthday."

* presses 9 *

"Thank you for calling and pressing 9! This is Jungkook, how may I help you today?"

"Uh. is this the pizza place?"

"This is bunny hotlines, sir. How can I help you for today?"

"Bunny hotlines? Are you a bunny?"

*giggles *

"Yes I am, sir."

"Holyshit."

"I didn't know bunnies can talk"

"Am I hallucinating?"

"Am I tripping? I'm tripping."

"Is this some kind of joke?"

"I'm bunny hybrid, sir and no, this is not a joke."

"Well shit."

"Why don't you tell me your name and we'll start from there."

"Why would I tell you my name? Are you gonna hunt me down and kill me?"

"don't please!!! I have a dog named holly and I don't want him to live without a daddy!"

"I'm his daddy you see."

"That's cute, sir but no. we're not here to hunt you down or kill you~ if we do. we should have done it by now, don't you think?"

"Bunny hotlines is here for you when you're bored, want some advices, or anything. We try to help people the best way that we can."

"Aww."

"I am looking for a sugar baby tho."

*chokes*

"I think I can't help you with that problem."

*chuckles deeply*

"Don't worry. I think you already helped with that problem."

* blushes *

"u-uhm. What have you been up to, sir?"

"Just writing some lyrics for my new track."

"So you're a composer?"

"Hmm. You could say that. I'm a rapper too."

" are you suga or something? It'll be funny if i'm talking to suga. I'm like the biggest fan of him and god I love what he does with his tongue. Tongue technology, you know?"

"Other than that I really love his lyrics,  practically all his music. It's like it gives you a reason to live in this world."

* smirks *

"I'm the suga btw."

"Well shit."