Straight: door swings one way
Gay: door swings other way
Bi: door swings both ways
Pan: rotating door motherfucker
Demisexual: door is locked until you reach level 8 emotional connection
Sapiosexual: door has a riddle which must be answered correctly in order to gain access
Asexual: door is actually wall
In my case I am a revolving door that if you grab it I will swing you round at maximum velocity and fling you into the sun because get away from me.
Remember. Looks can be deceiving, kids.
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Asexual stuff
Non-FictionHighest ranking: #15 in non-fiction & rantbook As an asexual who has been through quite a bit in terms of coming out to my family I just wanted this to be an information bank/funny anecdote centre/helpful voice to anyone confused about asexuality o...
