Me: I'm cold
Logan: Just like my heart.
Me: Now isn't the time to debate who's more dead inside.
Me: You can call me Virge 'cause I'm always on the verge of tears
Princey: ...
Me: Who the fuck-
Dad: Language!
Me: *smirks*
Me: Whom the fuck-
Princey: Anxiety, what's a ship?
Me: It's a large boat. Like the Titanic. Duh.
Princey: Why do people want us to be a boat??
Dad: *laughing in the background*
Princey: People say they "ship" us and I was wondering what it means.
Dad: *wheezes and falls on the ground laughing*
Me: DAD THIS ISN'T FUNNY.
Logan: That's ridiculous. Patton doesn't have a crush on me.
Princey: Yes he does.
Thomas: Yes he does.
Me: Yes he does.
Dad: Yes I do.
Princey: You're the moon, because you're really pale and deep down, inside, you're dark.
Me:
Roman: And I'm the sun because I'm bright and happy.
Me: You're the sun because nobody wants to look at you directly.
Thomas: What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises??
Dad: It becomes Daytrogen.
Logan: I can't. I'm going to my room.
Princey: Good nitrogen.
Dad: Sleep tightrogen.
Me: Don't let the bed bugs biterogen.
Logan: *angry screams*
Logan: Are you decent?
Virgil: Morally? No.
Virgil: I'm wearin' pants if that's what you meant.
Princey: So, apparently smart is attractive. Educate me on stuff!
Logan: The mouth of the jellyfish is also an anus.
Dad: Stop
Logan: Whale vomit is used in deodorant and
toothpaste.
