"Life is a joke and I'm not laughing"
"I have 3 moods: Fuck you, fuck off, and fuck me"
"Should I kill them or myself"
"Stressed and depressed but I'm trying my best"
"Wakey wakey eggs and longing for death-y"
"Leave and never return."
"Is it rude to kill yourself during class?"
"I hate you all"
"I will murder you"
"You can call me Virge 'cause I'm on the verge of tears"
"Where do I find a 'happiness'?"
"No."
"Yes! Well...I tried. Uh...I tried to want to..."
"Stressed spelled backwards is dessert which is why I'm so fat"
"Can I just...like...Sleep... forever....?"
"Love's so alive, but it died in it's sleep."
"Patton. Pattoff."
"Stop."
"Staaaph"
"No. Wait. Stop. Don't...I tried so hard."
"End my suffering."
"I'm dyinnng."
"Hatred."
"Hahahahahahano."
"HAHAHAHAHA. Kill me."
"END ME."
"Okay but why tho"
"Oh fuck me sideways"
