group chat [banana bus squad]

38; holy chat of jesus

brain: does anyone have the answers to maths

something gay: do you like never do your homework

brain: shut up im shit at maths

smitty: uh

smitty: hey tyler

tyler, the creator: yea?

smitty: where are you rn

tyler, the creator: my house

smitty: uh huh

smitty: craig?

mini craig: w/ tyler

smitty: mmm evan?

evanoss: doin homework

smitty: brock?

moose: at the grocery store with my mom

smitty: huhhhhh

smitty: then why do i see yalls heads in this cafe

mini craig: ..i dont know what you're talking about

evanoss: yeah smitty tf

smitty: you little shits i can LITERALLY see you

smitty: /image

smitty: assholes

tyler, the creator: ABORT ABORT WE HAVE BEEN CAUGHT

evanoss: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

moose: i would like to let you know that it wasn't my idea

mini craig: BULL

mini craig: SHIT

moose: NO SWEARING IN THIS HOLY CHAT OF JESUS

mini craig: SHUT THE FUCK UP

moose: YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP

balloon boy: what the FUCK is happening

smitty: im on a date and these lying-ass motherfuckers are spying on me

balloon boy: wait you're on a date

balloon boy: who are you on a date with

smitty: remember cute boy from english

smitty: his name is john

smitty: hes really funny and sweet

balloon boy: oh yeah ive seen him he seems nice

smitty: he really is he brought me a flower and has the cutest laugh aaAaAaaa

mini craig: is that why you keep telling all these jokes, so you can hear his laughter all the time

smitty: ,,,,,,,no

something gay: this is cute

something gay: wait if you're on a date why are you texting us

smitty: hes in the bathroom so im waitin

smitty: oh shit hes coming back brb

balloon boy: keep us updated

tyler, the creator: on it

balloon boy: ....i was talking about smitty but this works too

tyler, the creator: they're so sappy its disgusting

mini craig: honestly

moose: you do realise that you've done the same thing before

tyler, the creator: shut up you and brian are the same

evanoss: only that they're more sappy and cute

moose: yeah

something gay: what should i change my name to

mini craig: shut up nobody cares

something gay: but i need inspiration

something gay: i should just use memes

balloon boy: no

fuck off janet: im not going to your fucking baby shower

balloon boy: n o

and they were roomates: oh my god they were roomates

evanoss: i left for five minutes tf

balloon boy: please dont leave me with him

evanoss: oh uh sorry look at the time i have to go spy on my friend!!!!

balloon boy: eVAN

look at all those: chickens

balloon boy:

tyler, the creator: alright update yall: we're nearing the end of the date

mini craig: im sad this is fun

show me ur dick steve: spying on your friends?

mini craig: shshshshshshhHHhhhs

moose: shut up they just stood up they're leaving

moose: they're both walking out of the cafe

evanoss: I THINK THEY'RE HOLDING HANDS ???

moose: SHIT THEY ARE

moose: they're laughing about something

moose: they're getting awfully close

tyler, the creator: this is gay

moose: THEY JUST KISSED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tyler, the creator: BITCH

evanoss: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

mini craig:

mini craig: me n tyler rn

balloon boy: more like everyone rn

daithi: see this is what happens when i try to study for once i miss all the good shit

brain: me too god dammit