32; #brocksmomrocks

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[a/n life update: my ears are fine and healed! i can hear clearly! the only thing ive been doing is watching rooster teeth and reading fics on ao3 instead of writing!

anyways enjoy!]



smitty: have i ever told you guys about that time my dad asked me if i had a girlfriend yet and i just looked at him and went 'dad im gay'

mini craig: same

mini craig: also SMITTY MY DUDE where have you been

smitty: my old phone broke (aka i dropped it down the stairs) and i got a new one today woop

tyler, the creator: time to break it

smitty: dont you dare motherfucker

tyler, the creator: also you owe me 10 bucks u bitch

smitty: oh yeah right

smitty: ill pay you tomorrow

smitty: if i remember

tyler, the creator: god dammit

evanoss: give me my fucking pen back

evanoss: i meant to sent that to daithi only but i guess this works as well

daithi: whaaat i dont have your pen

evanoss: sure you dont

daithi: no i sweeeeaaaar

balloon boy: yeah i have it

daithi: wait what

lordtickledicks: top 10 anime betrayals

evanoss: you motherfucker

daithi: u lil shit when did you steal it from me

balloon boy: lol you were too busy trying to make a paper plane

balloon boy: it turned out shitty as well

mini craig: yeah he hit me on the head with it

daithi: it was meant to go for jon actually

something gay: i heard my name what happened

something gay: oh lol yeah i remember that class

smitty: i wish i was in the same year with you guys

smitty: i only have calculus 2 with the irish fuckbois

smitty: thats boring as hell

mini craig: HEY im not boring

smitty: shut up craig

moose: ??????

balloon boy: big mood

moose: so

moose: my mom just said ''you should invite over for dinner that lovely boyfriend of yours someday, brian, is it?''

moose: I NEVER TOLD HER???? ABOUT BRIAN????

brain: THIS IS HILARIOUS

moose: IM KINDA FREAKING OUT NOT GONNA LIE

brain: LOL

moose: TURNS OUT SHE JUST FIGURED IT OUT??? LIKE HOW CLOSE I AM WITH HIM AND HOW MUCH I TALK ABOUT HIM

lordtickledicks: best mom ever 10/10

evanoss: have i said how much i love your mom brock

moose: i love her too

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