[a/n life update: my ears are fine and healed! i can hear clearly! the only thing ive been doing is watching rooster teeth and reading fics on ao3 instead of writing!
anyways enjoy!]
smitty: have i ever told you guys about that time my dad asked me if i had a girlfriend yet and i just looked at him and went 'dad im gay'
mini craig: same
mini craig: also SMITTY MY DUDE where have you been
smitty: my old phone broke (aka i dropped it down the stairs) and i got a new one today woop
tyler, the creator: time to break it
smitty: dont you dare motherfucker
tyler, the creator: also you owe me 10 bucks u bitch
smitty: oh yeah right
smitty: ill pay you tomorrow
smitty: if i remember
tyler, the creator: god dammit
evanoss: give me my fucking pen back
evanoss: i meant to sent that to daithi only but i guess this works as well
daithi: whaaat i dont have your pen
evanoss: sure you dont
daithi: no i sweeeeaaaar
balloon boy: yeah i have it
daithi: wait what
lordtickledicks: top 10 anime betrayals
evanoss: you motherfucker
daithi: u lil shit when did you steal it from me
balloon boy: lol you were too busy trying to make a paper plane
balloon boy: it turned out shitty as well
mini craig: yeah he hit me on the head with it
daithi: it was meant to go for jon actually
something gay: i heard my name what happened
something gay: oh lol yeah i remember that class
smitty: i wish i was in the same year with you guys
smitty: i only have calculus 2 with the irish fuckbois
smitty: thats boring as hell
mini craig: HEY im not boring
smitty: shut up craig
moose: ??????
balloon boy: big mood
moose: so
moose: my mom just said ''you should invite over for dinner that lovely boyfriend of yours someday, brian, is it?''
moose: I NEVER TOLD HER???? ABOUT BRIAN????
brain: THIS IS HILARIOUS
moose: IM KINDA FREAKING OUT NOT GONNA LIE
brain: LOL
moose: TURNS OUT SHE JUST FIGURED IT OUT??? LIKE HOW CLOSE I AM WITH HIM AND HOW MUCH I TALK ABOUT HIM
lordtickledicks: best mom ever 10/10
evanoss: have i said how much i love your mom brock
moose: i love her too
YOU ARE READING
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