group chat [banana bus squad]

23; damb

[a/n fyi: if there's not a date at the start of the chapter, it means its still the same day as the last chapter, usually later in the day. okay enjoy!]

12:10 pm, Friday, 2nd December 2016

ur local nerd:

me daithi and my friend smitty got detention
today

smitty got two days suspension

monkee:

david got one day bc he called the teacher a
bitch

david !!:

a fucking bitch actually

eve:

what the fuck

ty guy:

LOL idiots

ya fave:

why did you get suspended??

ur local nerd:

mrs leah was talking about how there are only
two genders and after me daithi smitty and
some others argued/screamed for like ten
minutes smitty got angry and threw a chair
across the room and it broke

monkee:

it was hilarious

brain:

NO IT WASNT IT ALMOST HIT ME I WAS SO
SCARED

moose:

my poor baby

ty guy:

smitty was sent to the principal's office and
they were so chill about it lol

eve:

wait why were you at the principal's office

ty guy:

i was trying to skip class and i got caught
whoops

ur local nerd:

smh

jon cena:

you should add your friend smitty to the chat

eve:

yes do it

ur local nerd added milkbag to No Homo™

milkbag:

im here im queer get ready to fucking cheer

ya fave:

same

eve:

okay buddy introduce yourself with name
and pronouns

milkbag:

hey hi call me smitty thats what everyone
calls me lol i use he/him or they/them what's
a gender amirite

ur local nerd:

same

monkee:

same

jon cena:

but did you really get three days detention

milkbag:

nah mate its just two days

the principal understood what happened he's
so chill

ty guy:

damb

damn*

ur local nerd:

damb

milkbag:

damb

eve:

damb

jon cena:

damb

monkee:

damb

moose:

damb

brain:

damb

david !!:

damb

ya fave:

damb

ty guy:

i hate you all

milkbag:

damb why

ty guy has left No Homo™

ur local nerd:

NO COME BACK

jon cena:

another one bites the dust

eve:

oh my god

ya fave:

im glad he left i never liked him

ty guy was added to No Homo™

ty guy:

what the fuck did you say about me you little
bitch

ya fave:

gotta blast