group chat [banana bus squad]

17; You Fuck™

evan: me and tyler are building a treehouse in my backyard and it's a disaster

jon cena: why

evan: we're bored and we hate ourselves

ty guy: actually it's more like a fort

ty guy: we just have a bunch of boxes and pillows

ty guy: and an air mattress

ty guy: it's very windy and the fort has gone down three times

evan: should we take it down and go inside

ty guy: nO

ty guy: this is my HOUSE

evan: i'm cold and hungry

ty guy: suck my DICK

evan: no that's gay

jon cena: this is a mess

gay: my life is a mess

evan: relatable

ty guy: what should we name our fort

evan: you fuck

ty guy: You Fuck™

evan: I WANTED TO SAY FUCK YOU BUT KIK GLITCHED HSHSHS

ty guy: yeah right

gay: guys does anyone have the answers to mr johnson's hw

moose: i do

gay: come over pls if he doesnt see that i did hw he will fail me

moose: im omw !!

evan: jesus brian do you never do your homework

gay: no

moose: sigh

gay: who even does their homework

moose: me

evan: me

monkee: me

jon cena: me sometimes

ty guy: me too

gay: oh

gay: shit

moose: exactly

gay: brock why arent u here yet

moose: i literally just got here

moose: open your door

gay: no climb through the window

moose: okay

gay: i was kidding

gay: BROCK I WAS KIDDING DONT DO IT

gay: HE'S ACTUALLY CLIMBING ON THE TREE OUTSIDE MY WINDOW

gay: he did it

moose: tah-dah

gay: how the fuck did you do that

moose: i play rugby what did you expect

ty guy: ANYWAYS BACK TO OUR FORT

ty guy: it has completed gone down

ty guy: we're back inside

evan: it feels nice to have warmth and food

ty guy: now let's build our fort INSIDE the house

ty guy: You Fuck™ will live on forever

jon cena: can i join u guys

evan: no

ty guy: YES

ty guy: WE NEED MORE PEOPLE FOR YOU FUCK™

evan: what did i sign myself up to