Sergeant Jeffords: Your head is so small. It is so small. Where do you keep your brains?
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Captain Holt: Captain Wuntch. Good to see you. But if you're here, who's guarding Hades?
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Madeline Wuntch: Spot checks are done. Needless to say I'm thoroughly underwhelmed.
Captain Holt: Huh. From your expression, I would have guessed constipated. Or chilly.
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Sergeant Jeffords: Stop worrying about my vasectomy, man. Maybe you should focus on your own body. When was the last time you had a carrot?
Peralta: Well, it's my least favorite type of cake, so rarely. If I have to, I'll just eat the frosting.
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Jake: Look guys, if the Sarge wants to chop off his penis, then it's his choice.
Sergeant Jeffords: That's not what a vasectomy is.
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Boyle: Forget friends, let's go as Bone Bros.
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Jake: So he has no filter whatsoever?
Doctor: None.
Jake: I'm gonna take ya home now, sarge.
Hey, what do you think of captain Holt?
Sergeant Jeffords: He needs to smoke some weed.
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Sergeant Jeffords: Hey! Cut it out, Cake Boy, you're making health insurance more expensive for everyone else.
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