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HAPPY TEXTING!

THATSEXYOPPA:
GUESS WHAT!?

THATBADBITXH:
What?

THATSEXYOPPA is typing.........

THATSEXYOPPA:
I want to meet you on my birthday which is in 3 weeks!•̀•́

THATBADBITXH:
I probably can't. When's your bday?

THATSEXYOPPA is typing..........

THATSEXYOPPA:
On Friday the 13th ;)

THATBADBITXH:
Oh snap!

THATSEXYOPPA is typing........

THATSEXYOPPA:
What's up? You can't come because you're visiting parents or something?

THATSEXYOPPA:
It's fine if you can't because I know you have better things to do. *Cries and dies of loneliness*

THATBADBITXH:
Thanks for putting words in my mouth dickhead!

THATBADBITXH:
I broke up with my 15th boyfriend on that day.

THATBADBITXH:
He ditched me at the movies and I found him sucking on some girls face.

THATSEXYOPPA is typing........

THATSEXYOPPA:
How many boyfriend's did you have?

THATSEXYOPPA:
What does that make me?

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THATSEXYOPPA changed their username to LittlePepper69

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LittlePepper69:
Hellooooo!?

LittlePepper69:
SO YOU'RE NOT GOING TO ANSWER ME!?

LittlePepper69:
*Sends a virtual flick to your forehead*

LittlePepper69:
Btw how is my profile name?😏😉😎

LittlePepper69:
BITCH ANSWER ME!

LittlePepper69:
FINE THEN! FUCK YOU TOO!

THATBADBITXH:
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

THATBADBITXH:
I WAS CHECKING MY CALENDAR TO SEE IF I'M BUSINESS YOU SEXY DUMBASS! 😑😡

LittlePepper69 is typing..........

LittlePepper69:
Yeah you can't deny the fact I'm handsome as fuck.

LittlePepper69:
Now! Answer my question!

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