If twilight characters texted each other

Heh....

Hi, My name is... Random teen #120,000,000,000,000,000,000.
I'm extremely, painfully ordinary.
Nobody likes me, even though boys ask me out all the time. Heh, you know, girl problems.

Anyway, my boyfriend is really unrealistic, and my parents hate him. For no reason.

I have stupid flaws, and everyone wishes they could be me... I wonder why?

Sound familiar? Yeah, that's why I'm #120,000,000,000,000,000,000.

Yup....

*Coughs, "Movie Bella", coughs.

THE BOOKS WERE WAY BETTER, THE MOVIES WERE AWFUL!

Sorry, rant over... For now.

The movies were better than... others, per say, but the books were awesome! The movies really disappointed me.