If twilight characters texted each other

Emmett and Edward

Emmett: BOOM!!!
Edward: Um... Okay?
Emmett: Um, don't go in the garage.
Edward: WHY?!?
Emmett: Well...
Edward: I'm going in now.
Emmett: Hah ha, funny story...
Edward: MY CAR!!!
Emmett: Um, boom?
Edward: EMMETT!!!!!
Emmett: Well...
Edward: Boom.
Emmett: What?
Edward: Boom.
Emmett: Oh no.
Edward: Hah ha.
Emmett: NO MY JEEP!
Edward: Boom.
Edward: Hah ha ha ha. Boom.
Emmett: YOU!
Edward: We're even now.
Emmett: UGH!