If twilight characters texted each other

People

Me: The world is a dark, scary place...
Edward: Especially with you in it.
Batman: Just how I like it.
Bella: Eh, it's not so bad.
Alice: I dunno, it's fate is always changing.
Emmett: As long as I smash stuff...
Rosalie: It's awful.
Jasper: As long as there are people like Alice.
Esme: Lovely with my family.
Carlisle: Depends on how you view it.
Jacob: Life.
Renesme: Eh.
Jane: Screw you all.