If twilight characters texted each other

Edward and Cedric

Edward: Let me get this straight...
Cedric: We look alike.
Edward: You want me to cover for you because you don't want to go home?
Cedric: ...
Edward: Well?
Cedric: Yes.
Edward: Why?
Cedric: I NEVER WANTED TO BE A WIZARD!
Edward: ... Okay?
Cedric: I WANTED TO BE AN ACTOR!
Edward: Um...
Cedric: BY THE NAME OF ROBERT PATTINSON!
Edward: Well... Good luck?
Cedric: I WILL HAVE VERY GOOD LUCK!