If twilight characters texted each other

Haunted House

Charlie: Hi, Bells!
Edward: Still not Bella. You texted me, Edward.
Charlie: OH GEEZ!
Charlie: That's scarier than a Haunted House!
Edward: And vampires are scarier than that!
Charlie: But Werewolves are the scariest.
Edward: ...
Edward: Haha no.
Charlie: We'll see about that.