Back in the village of Konoha, the town's hero Toneri is having his own problems. As the snow began to fall, half of the villagers were in the small tavern "Who does that girl think she is?!? that girl has tangled with the wrong man!! NO ONE SAYS NO TO TONERI!!" Toneri grouched as he sat in front of the fire place. "Darn right!" Rock Lee smirked as he brought Toneri some Root Beer in a draft (I couldn't think of a specific beer so I thought of root beer!) "Dismissed,rejected, humiliated in front of the entire village! why it's more than I can handle!! Toneri grabbed his beverage and threw it into the fire full of rage "more root beer?" Lee asked. Toneri turned him self away from his worried companion"What for? Nothing helps" he sulked "I'm disgraced!" "You? never!" Lee chuckled at his favorite hero "Toneri you've got to pull yourself together!" he nudged his depressed friend and brought out his pitch pipe and started to sing.(HERE COMES ANOTHER SONG!"
Gosh, it disturbs me to see you Toneri
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here'd love to be you, Toneri!
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're everyone's favorite guy
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
No one's slick as Toneri
No one's quick as Toneri
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Toneri
For there's no man in town half as manly
Karin, Shion, and Ten Ten: Perfect, a pure paragon!
Lee: You can ask Shino, Jugo or Choji
And they'll you whose team they prefer to be on
No one's
Been like Toneri
a kingpin like Toneri
No one's got a swell cleft
in his chin like Toneri!
Toneri: As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
Villagers :My, what a guy, that Toneri!
Give 5 hurrahs
Give 12 hip-hips
Lee: Toneri is the best
and the rest is all drips!
Villagers: No one
Fights like Toneri
Douses lights like Toneri
Kiba: In a wrestling match
nobody bites like Toneri
Triplets: For there's no one
as burly and brawny
Toneri: As you see
I've got biceps to spare
Lee: Not a bit of him scraggly or scrawny
Toneri: That's right!
And every last inch of me's
covered with hair
Villagers: No one hits like Toneri, matches wits like Toneri
Lee: In a spitting match nobody spits like Toneri
Toneri: I'm especially good at expectorating
- Ptooey!
Villagers :Ten points for Toneri!
Toneri: When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs
Every morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge!! (Toneri flexes well whatever muscles he had)
Villagers: No one
Throws stars like Toneri
Makes those beauts like Toneri
Lee: Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Toneri
Toneri: I use ninja stars in all of my decorating!
Villagers: My, what a guy
Toneri!
The villagers cheered for their town hero until a stranger came in from the harsh winter. "Help Someone Help Me!!" cried Kakashi. "Kakashi?" Iruka the bar tender questioned Kakashi begged the fellow men sitting at the nearest table "Please! Please, I need your help. He's got her... He's got her locked in the dungeon!" he begged "Who Kakashi?" questioned Lee as he was being held by Kakashi by the collar. "Hinata! we must go, there is no time to waste!" he stated. Toneri became intrigued by Kakashi's behavior "Ok everyone calm down please" Toneri stood up in a calm manor, "Who has Hinata locked in a dungeon Kakashi?" Toneri asked raising an eyebrow "A Beast!! A nine tailed beast!!" screamed Kakashi.
The whole tavern laughed till their sides hurt, "Was this nine tailed beast huge?" asked Jugo "Yes!" replied Kakashi "With nine tails you say?" Choji snarked "Uh-huh!" Kakashi nodded "With large teeth?" smirked Shino "Yes! Yes it was awful!" Kakashi retorted. "Will you p-please help me rescue my niece, after her parents died she's the only thing I have left, I can't risk loosing her" he begged "All right, old man, we'll help you out" Toneri winked at the villagers "You will? Oh Thank you Toneri!" Kakashi rejoiced but as soon as Choji and Shino carried him they throwed his body into the snow. "Haha crazy Kakashi" chuckled Shino "He's always good for a laugh!"
Toneri pondered at what Choji had said about the grey haired man. "Crazy Kakashi hmm" he thought "Crazy Kakashi hmm" Lee mimicked his idol. "Rock Lee I'm afraid I've been thinking" Toneri looked at his sidekick, Lee looked at Toneri concerned for Kakashi "A dangerous pastime,I know" he nodded "But that wacky old coot is Hinata's uncle, and his sanity's only so-so" Toneri said to his gullible friend with a devilish smirk "Now, the wheels in my head, have been turning since I looked at that loony old man. See, I promised myself I'd be married to Hinata and right now I'm evolving a plan." Toneri pulled Lee to the side and they began to whisper about Toneri's evil scheme. "If l..." "Yes?" "Then we..." "No, would she?" "Guess!"after they discussed Lee finally understood "now I get it!" "Let's go!" Toneri and Rock Lee shouted in unison.
No one
Rock Lee :Plots like Toneri
Toneri :Takes cheap shots like Toneri
Rock Lee :Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Toneri
Villagers: so his marriage we soon will be celebrating
My, what a guy Toneri!
"Will no one help me?" Kakashi called out to the empty time square.
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