Colgate parody and pizza

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Jeff was left home...again... and Scarlett is too lazy to watch him, Jeff walked downstairs and tried watching some TV, when he opened the TV he saw a commercial of the Colgate toothpaste, he then started singing with it, but in a different way...

Jeff: Fuck, fuck, fuck three times a day, fuck, fuck, fuck to keep you moaning all the way, fuck, fuck, fuck three times a day, fuck with Jeffrey

Fuck, fuck, fuck three times a day, fuck with Jeffrey!!!

Scarlett: no one would ever wanna fuck you

Jeff: you were listening?!

Scarlett: who wouldn't hear that voice?

Jeff: whatever you couldn't sing better than I do

Scarlett: sure I can't *grabs soda*

Jeff: Scarlett can't sing, Scarlett can't sing, Scarlett cannot sing

Scarlett: SHUT UP!!!

Ben: what's all the commotion about?

Scarlett: I'm bored, Jeff was singing Colgate and he told me I can't sing

Slender: Children! I have PIZZA!

Everyone: Yay!!!!

Slender: *takes pizza away* No one's having until you clean the place up

Everyone: NOOOOO!

Scarlett and Payson: First one to finish cleaning can eat pizza first!!!

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