Pewdiepie:world's most offensive game
After awhile, Ben and Scarlett forgave each other and played cards vs. humanity
Scarlett: So...you know how to play this?
Ben: Yeah let's do this
~1 hour later~
Ben: What's the most emo
Scarlett: puberty
Ben: that's really offensive
Ben: what would Grandma find disturbing yet oddly charming *picks card* Sean Connery
Scarlett: Tasteful sideboob
Ben: eww
Ben: what did the US airforce drop the children of afghanistan *picks card* a cooler full of organs
*E.J and Zeth peeks out from the kitchen*
Ben: not for you
Scarlett: they dropped Natalie Portman
Ben: okay...?
Ben:What gives me uncontrollable gas *picks card* sniffing glue
Scarlett: fingering
Ben: *disgusting face* why?
Ben:okay I've got a good one...When I was tripping on acid White people turned into black people
Scarlett:*laughs really hard*
Ben:How did I lose my virginity *picks card* by profoundly handicapped
Scarlett: Bees
Ben: What have you been doing with bees?!
Scarlett: Nothing!
Ben: that's what I thought...what ended my last relationship
Scarlett: bitches
Ben: nice...
Scarlett: what's a girl's best friend
Ben: my vagina *laughs hard*
Ben: what are my parents hiding from me
Scarlett: a micropenis
Ben: what the hell is wrong with you woman!
Scarlett: It's Jeff's fault
Jeff: I wasn't doing anything
Ben: my parents are hiding from me... oh... Being a dick to children
Jeff: Lame...Scarlett obviously won
