Glitchy Red and Payson

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     'Do you wanna go shopping?'

Payson: Red c'mon, I'm bored I wanna go shopping

Red: but I don't want to

Payson: *gets pissed off* FINE THEN! *Slams door*

Red: *sighs*

~One hour later~

Red: Gah! I'm so bored! *goes upstairs and knocks on Payson's door*

RED: Payson? Do you wanna go shopping? Come on and let's go out, I getting pretty boring, come out the door, it's like you've gone away, I'm your respectful boyfriend, now I'm left out, I wish you would understand, Do you wanna go shopping? Problem is that I hate Shopping

Payson: Go away Red

RED: Okay bye

~Another minute~

RED: Do you wanna go shopping? or maybe buy some videogames, I think the guys are really overdue, I started talking to Le Grinny on the porch, it gets a little lonely, all by myself just waiting for you outside

Payson: Humph! You still hate shopping *crosses arms*

RED: *Sigh*

~Another minute~

RED: Payson? Please I know you're in there, I getting kind of worried sick, Grinny's not much help, but I'm getting bored, I'm just outside the door, please let me in, We're still alone in the mansion, everyone's in a killing spree, what are we gonna do? Do you wanna go shopping?

Payson: Red I- UGH! Fine I'll go shopping with you ...I thought you hate shopping

RED: Yay!!!

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