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Philip:
Hey mom can i go duel this guy?

Eliza:
HJEBFUIJSBJVIF.

Alexander:
I think you just broke your mom...

Philip:
no i didnt because you already did that.

Alexander:
....

Eliza:
No you can no go "duel this guy" Philip.

Philip:
B-B-But Moooooooooooom

Eliza:
No butts because butts are butts.

Philip:
What?

Alexander:
Honey i think you said it wrong.

Eliza:
No i didnt i said everything just how i wanted too.
Because i am ELIZA THE GREAT!!!

Alexander:
...

Philip:
Could you say that one more time?

Alexander:
Please dont.

*Philip adds everybody eles to the chat*

Philip:
Please do.

Laffayette:
Do what?

John:
Wait what?

Philip:
Pops is embressed of his wife.

Jefferson:
Reaaaaaaaaaally?

Philip:
Yup!!!

Washington:
Son!!!

Alexannder:
Yes dad?

Washington:
Why are you embressered?

Peggy:
Did eliza call herself
"ELIZA THE GREAT"?

Philip:
yup.

Angelica:
I woulda have been too..

Philip:
Okay mum...

Eliza:
I AM ELIZA THE GREAT RULER OF THIS WORLD!!!

Alexander:
Wait what?

Peggy:
Not this faze again...

Madison:
This is so funny.

Everybody except eliza,peggy,anglica,Alexander:
I know right?

Alexander:
Oh hats that i have to go to the door...

Philip:
were in the same house theres no one at the door.

Alexander:
Oh well...

*alexander logs off*

Washington:
SON!!!
IF YOU DONT GET BACK ON!!!

*Alexander logs back on*

Alexander:
Or what?

Everybody:
*Reads curiously*

Wahington:
Or nothing.

Alexander:
thats what i thought>

*Alexander logs off*

Washington:
THATS A ORDER FROM YOU COMMANDER AND YOU FATHER!!!

*Alexander logs back on*

Alexander:
*pouts at the screen*;
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

Lafayette:
Looks like alex isnt the only one embressed of something..

Eliza:
HEY!!!

Laf:
Or someone...

Philip:
Mom im gonna duel him anyway.

Alex:
THATS MY SON!!!

Eliza:
Like Hell you are.

Washington:
Wait you didnt tell your mom that you were haveing a duel in jersey?

*All the guys:
Because everythings legail in new jersey.

Eliza:
My sonnnnnnnn

Jefferson:
sorry i went to the bathroom so
"Whatd i miss?"

Alexander:
Nothing.

Jefferson:
I wasnt asking you.

Alexander:
Okay.

*Burr logs on*

Burr:
How come no body put me in here?

Alexander:
Because you just did it.

Philip:
well while you on burr can i ask every adult the same question.

EveryBody:
What?

Philip:
What would you say if ive fell in love with a girl?

Peggy:
WHo is she?

Angleica:
OOOOOOOOOOh.

Eliza:
Can i met her?

Philip:
you already have.

Laf:
Good job pip.

Philip:
Thanks.

Jefferson:
Is she pretty?

Madison:
Is she?

Philip:
Yup

Alexander:
Have i met her?

Philip:
Yup.

Burr:
Do i know her?

Philip:
Yup.

Everybody thats not philip:
Hmmmmmmm.

Washington:
hes already told me who she is.

Everybody:
WHAT?!?!

Philip:
And her father issssss.

Wahington:
Aaron Burr,SIR!!!

Burr:
You say what now?

Alexander:
Im pround of you.

Eliza:
Oh.

Burr:
THEODOISA BURR!!!

*Theo logs on*

Theo:
yes daddy?

Burr:
so its true?

Philip:
About the "thing".

Theo:
Ooooh.
Then yes but i cant talk me and philly are going to go to the movies.

Philip:
But it doesnt start until around 8pm..

Theo:
Oh still gotta get ready though.

Philip:
Okay...

*Theo logs off*

Philip:
Well i wanna look nice too so ya i gotta go.

*Philip logs off*

Eliza:
Are you all thinking what im thinking?

Burr:
FOllow them?

Everybody:
Yes!!!

Alexander:
Okay then we leave right after they do.

Eliza:
Come to our house everybody!!!

Everybody:
okay!!!

P.s.

Well dont we grow up too fast?

Nawwwwww.

BYE!!!

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