Short Stories

Mind on Read (BNHA)

Warning: this fanfic is on crack

"Wait for me!" Sounds of laughter & excitement boomed through the whole playground. Clear bubbles flew in the air as the group of excited children ran as fast their little legs can.

"Hey Faye, you're so lame you can't reach my height." Teased the boy, raising the girl's favorite toy. Faye got so triggered she jumped high enough to wrap her tiny legs around her friend(bully)'s waist, "GIVE. IT. TO. ME."

The boy tried to shake her off but she squeezed the fuck out of him to stop struggling. Faye's face got closer to his every time she tried to raise her hand up to only manage to barely grasp the toy. "GIVE IT TO MEEEEEE!" She screamed in his face.

As the boy accidentally inhaled in Faye's breath, his face turned so green he almost passed out. ..b-breath- "Did you say something?" Faye asked, furrowing her eyebrows, resulting in the boy breathing in more her bad breath.

..save me mama!

She shrugged off the voice, she has priorities. Taking advantage of his moment of weakness, she finally got her toy and got off him. "Haha! In your face." She pointed at him, putting the other hand on her waist arrogantly, "You can't beat-.. are you ok" The boy stumbled back, finally breathing in fresh air, "Y-Yes.."

"This will teach you to not mess with me! Hmph." Faye turned her back to the boy sassily, trying to cat walk back to her house to look cool.

She had no clue her bad breath was a deadly weapon.

~

"Dad, mom, look what I made!" A 12 year old Faye beamed out excitedly, showing her parents her new dessert recipe. Her mom gasped animatedly, "wOw ThAt Is AmAziNg!" Her dad looked at the recipe & all he saw was a pile of inedible burnt stuff on a nice plate. He tried so hard not to turn his nose up in disgust, "that's nice." He managed to choke out.

mom: what the fuck since when did i raise an abomination

dad: god ur mercy

Little did they know small Faye read all their thoughts.

She never entered the kitchen again.

~

After years of trying her best to control her mind reading quirk, she finally grasped it & is now using it whatever she wants. Thanks to her ability, she hates crowded places now. So many thoughts feel like train of headaches slamming into her head, making her hate her life.

"FAYEFAYEFAYEFAYEFAYE."

Faye continued walking, maybe a little bit faster.

"FAYEFAYE- Holy shit, KIRI & KATSUKI IN 4O'CLOCK!" Hearing Asma say that, Faye whipped her neck so hard, her eyes popping out.

Katsuki was sitting on a bench with his elbow on his knee, resting his chin on his palm. May I add he also looked like he wanted to commit seppuku right there because of a certain red-headed boy. "-and I shot him straight into the wall!" Kirishima laughed out obnoxiously next to him.

Since Faye & Asma are in Class 1-B, they find Class 1-A celebrities so cool & powerful.

"Ugh, I wish I can stare at them all day without looking like a creep."

"same"

~

As soon as these two girls stepped into the school cafeteria, loud talking & crowded tables filled the whole place.

"Yo, can you go get me a drink, I'll write extra fanfic for you." -asma, crossing her legs & dramatically looking out the window. "I don't want to make ONE eye contact with that EVIL lunch lady."