Everyone iz pirates.
Jack: oh hey lOOKIE HERE FELIX
Felix: wut
Jack: can't u see mY GUMS ARE BLEEDING
Felix: o
Jack: sAVE ME?!
Felix: i can't m8
Jack: Fouk uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....
Jack: ded
Mark: y
Felix: this is the 1730's, pirates did not have any good way to cure scurvy because we did not know that humans needed vitamins so we just ended up dying even though it would've been easy to just store fruits (such as oranges) we did not know and as such, Jack died.
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