non-binary → phan (on hold)

1. post-concert

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danielhowell: i told you not to post this. guess i have to kill you now.

connorfranta: idk who daniel howell is but he reminds me of someone

wherearetheavocados: danielhowell shhhh

connorfranta: oH MG GGOD amazingphil is thiS YOU???

danielhowell: um??? connorfranta

amazingphil: last time i checked my hair was darker connorfranta

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billie rushed into my bedroom, leaping onto my bed and sprawling on top of me. i momentarily forgot about billie's instagram post. "get the fuck up, hoe! it's movie night!" 

i groaned and set my phone onto the stand next to my bed. "bils, get off of me." she slowly crawled off of me and allowed me to sit up before laying back down on my bed. "where exactly are we having this movie marathon? my bed, the couch, your house?" 

she spread her arms and legs out to make a star shape as she stared up at me, expression blank. "i didn't come here for you to tell me that we're going back to my house. nuh-uh, no way, because i walked. that's too much time. it would be a waste of gas anyway and my parents seemed to be relieved to have me out because there was some kinky stuff goin' on, you know?"  she wiggled her eyebrows.

i laughed. "okay so there's only two options then, my bed or the couch?"

she crinkled her nose at me. "ew, no, not on the couch. there's not enough room on that for me to spread out all of my body. i am growing and space to do so. therefore i say that we watch it on this very bed." 

"you're mainly saying that because you're too comfortable to get up." 

"what?" she crossed her arms. "you have a comfortable bed."

i grabbed my laptop and motioned for her to move over some. the second i was laying down and pulling netflix up, billie was curled up in a ball right next to my shoulder. her head rested against mine while her knees were bent right next to my ear and her feet were just barely below my shoulders. i made a strange expression into the blank computer screen, hoping she would see it. "you're a strange little child." 

"thanks, parent," billie said, tapping her manicured fingernail against my cheekbone. "i get it from you."

netflix was loaded to ninety nine percent, but still not opening entirely. "how do you even sit like that? is that comfortable for you or something?" 

she shrugged, causing my head to shift up and down. "i'm part cat." she sat up and tugged her blonde hair into a ponytail before returning to her original position. "so, have you reconsidered what i said about the party?" 

"no, i haven't. why would i?" 

she faked a gasp. "daniel howell didn't stalk connor the second they saw said person tagged in a picture of them? i've been bamboozled!" i smacked her arm and she laughed. "but seriously, i'm surprised you didn't stalk him. that's probably why you haven't reconsidered."

i turned to look at her, which wasn't a very easy or comfortable thing to do. "why would that make me want to reconsider?" 

"he's very attractive and also very gay." her eyes widened. "oh my god, i think he might actually be pansexual! or maybe he's bisexual. i don't know. i just thought you might like him and would go to meet him because you're both very attractive and very gay."

i snorted. "i'm gay, but i'm far from attractive." 

"there are probably ten million girls and guys that would beg to disagree," billie responded, pushing my face to look at the computer screen, seeing as netflix had loaded. "if i was older and not an aromantic asexual, i would have slid into those dms instead of barging into your life with a bunch of memes." she pulled her phone out to check her notifications while i scrolled through, trying to find a movie.

"memes are probably the only way to slide into my dms, though," i said, considering on watching 'let's talk about kevin'. 

she made a sound of excitement before smacking my chest repeatedly. "danny boy! i have important and great news!" 

i rolled my eyes. "hurry up with it then," i said, deciding on watching 'blue is the warmest colour'.

"oh, i love that movie, even though i have no idea what they're saying sometimes because the english captions are super off and the lesbian erotica scenes are super awkward. but back to my news before the movie starts." she shoved her phone into my face. a profile filled with a dark-haired, pale man with bright blues eyes was on the screen. "this is phil, and he's going to the party with connor. connor says he's been friends with phil for a long time." 

"your point is?" i asked, staring at her screen.

"you're going to the party no matter what now, danny boy, because this amazing phil dude is gonna change your life for the better." she frowned. "or maybe connor will. i don't know it depends on what way they swing." 

"i don't know, billie. can we just have our movie night and i'll decide tomorrow morning before you have to go to school?" i asked.

she pointed at me. "you better have your answer before seven in the am then, or you're a dead man, daniel james howell."

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author's note! help i wrote half of this at like two am and finished at three am and i am regretting all of my life decisions

-di