Percy Jackson (Heroes of Olympus) - One shots.

Percy & Annabeth: Date nights

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"Don't you dare!" Annabeth screams as she brings her arms to protect her as Percy showers her with flour.

"That was a wrong move, Jackson!" 

"Oh, so we're going to the last name stage, Chase? I'm not scared of you!"

"Oh, you are so scared of me!" Annabeth yells before cracking an egg on his hair.

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They didn't get any food done, but after they washed up, they made cookies with instant mix. Percy added his own touch by adding blue food colouring to it.

"That felt like a long day," Annabeth says as they head over to the couch again.

"Let's just tell some bad jokes and call it a day," Percy tells her as they sat down with Annabeth head in Percy's lap.

"I'll start," Annabeth says as she thinks of a chemistry joke.

"Please no chemistry jokes," Percy tells her as she had that thinking face on. 

"There are so many horrible chemistry jokes, I think I've got to Barium," she laughs as she continues, "I lose my electron the other day, I better keep my ion that."

"Is that it?" Percy asks as he absolutely hated her chemistry jokes.

"All the good jokes Argon," she laughs again before saying, "yeah, that's it. It's your turn now."

"Good, you know how I like Chinese food right?" Annabeth nods before Percy proceeds, "A man walked into a Chinese restaurant and found the light too bright so he told the waiter to dim sum!" 

"Ha-ha, very funny," Annabeth says as she prepares her next joke.

"I have an Athena-ish joke for you," Percy tells Annabeth.

She raises her eyebrows, and he smiles at her.

"What do you call an owl's beak?"

She ponders really hard, but gives up eventually.

"Who knows!" 

It is times like these that Annabeth and Percy love that they cherish so dearly.

"Let's just watch some TV."

"Change the channel, Percy, that show is so boring," Annabeth tells him.

"I'm too lazy, get the remote yourself."

"It's two feet away."

"So? I told you, I'm lazy."

It was a lazy day and Percy and Annabeth just decided that maybe watching whatever on TV would be alright since they were both too lazy.

TYPE FOUR: the tired kind

"I am dead tired," Annabeth said as she entered Percy's apartment. 

She had just finished planning Aphrodite's room up on Olympus, and she did not enjoy it as much as she would've thought. Aphrodite was talking on and on about how much closet space she needed, and Annabeth couldn't care less.

"Well then, it's okay. We can reschedule the date I originally planned and stay right here," Percy said as he stretched himself out on the couch.

Sure, he wanted to take her for a romantic walk along the beach but she was tired. 

"Thanks," Annabeth said as she decided to cuddle with Percy on the couch.

And maybe Percy's date didn't go as planned because in a matter of minutes, they fell asleep in each other's arms... with Sally taking a few pictures of them together that she thought was cute.

TYPE FOUR: carnival kind

"One, two, three, go!" Percy and Annabeth yell as they leave their seperate ways to win as many stuffed animals as possible.

Yes, the saviours of Olympus Percy and Annabeth were challenging each other in a carnival. 

At the end of the carnival, Percy walks triumphantly as he carries his stuffed toys. He meets up with Annabeth who is trying to carry all her stuffed toys too.

"I think I won," Annabeth declares as she shows off her giant unicorn.

"Daddy, I want a giant panda," Percy sees a small girl tugging on her father's shirt.

Percy looks down at the number of stuffed toys he has. It was a good thing that he collected a giant panda. He was planning to give it to Frank, or to keep it because his Panda Pillow Pet was taken by the gorgons.

He decides she was more important and brings the giant panda to the little girl. He kneels beside her and says, "here you go. A giant panda for a very special girl."

Annabeth looks at her boyfriend and felt pride that she had chosen him.

He wasn't just a hero of Olympus. He was a hero to that little girl. She smiles as she sees the girl hug and thank Percy.

Percy comes back and for the rest of the night, they give their stuffed toys to as many kids as possible. Especially for those that didn't manage to collect as many.

TYPE FIVE: the annoying everyone in the cinema kind

"We are gonna watch a romantic chick flick," Percy comments as he drags Annabeth to the cinema.

"Why..?" Annabeth questions.

Neither her or Percy enjoyed chick flicks, so it was weird of him to suggest something like that.

"Just because," was his genius response.

She doesn't know the show's title as she enters the cinema.

They spend the entire time that they're watching the show laughing and commenting on everything. 

"They should shut up and kiss already."

"Why is there always rain?"

"That was so cliche."

People in the cinema shoot them annoyed glances but they were oblivious to it.

They only shut up when the old couple in front of them told them to lower their voices.

"We are never going to watch a chick flick in a cinema again," Annabeth laughs as they exit the cinema.

TYPE SIX: the hogging the umbrella kind even though you're the son of Poseidon

"Percy! You're the son of Poseidon. You don't need an umbrella when it's raining!" Annabeth complains as Percy hogs more than three quarters of the umbrella.

"You don't want mortal asking question, do ya?"

"Do you want me to get sick?"

Annabeth and Percy continue bickering and didn't watch her step as she slipped in a puddle of water.

"Ow," Annabeth rubs her butt as she glares at Percy.

Percy drops the umbrella and starts laughing at her. He then tries to pick her up but was pulled down by her.

"This is for being a mean boyfriend," she says as she nudges him hard.

"And this, is for always being there for me in the funnest way possible," she says as she kisses him hard.

"There's no such word as funnest."

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a/n: this has been the longest of me no updating. but im having a major exam this year so yeah. hope you enjoyed this!