[So quickly, I wanted to say a few things. 1) I am so so so sorry for not updating in so long guys!! I feel so bad! School just started for me last week and I don't have any other excuses to be honest. 2) expect updates on weekends rather than weekdays but don't expect a schedule. I suck at keeping a schedule. So Fridays through Sundays is when updates should come. But I might update during the week if I find time. 3) chapters will be in texting format unless stated otherwise in the beginning, just like this note is. Anyway, I love all of you guys so much and thank you for staying with this book even with the horribly slow updates!]
Jim-Jams: What's up everyone?
YoonBeef: I just woke up from a nap
Kim Nam-Booty: Eatin' cereal.
Jim-Jams: ooooo what kind of cereal????
Kim Nam-Booty: Frosted Flakes
Jim-Jams: ooo nice nice
Hoe-seok: oh hey nerrrdsssszzzzz
Jung-fucc-yew: I'm outside Jim-bitch open up
Jim-Jams: "Jim-bitch"? e x c u s e y o u , y o u f u c k i n f e t u s c o c o n u t h e a d a s s
Kim Tae-whore: ooooooo he brought the coconut in this!!!!!!!!!!
YoonBeef: Oh shit.. who knew that the mochi with an ass got balls too...
YoonBeef has unsent this message.
Jung-fucc-yew: just let me in it's fuckin hot out hErEEEEeeEEeEeEEeeEEE
Jim-Jams: no you fried turd
Jim-Jams has changed their username to Jim-bitch.
YoonBeef: wha-
Jung-fucc-yew: I got in
Hoe-seok: how?????????????????????
Jung-fucc-yew: Jim-bitch forgot about the spare key under the plant pot next to his front door
Kim Tae-whore: Don't you mean in the plant pot?
Jung-fucc-yew: Nope. Under.
Kim Nam-Booty: I leave for three seconds and Jungkook breaks into Jimin's house....
Kim Nam-Booty: ............wtf
Jung-fucc-yew: I didn't break in. I do this all the time.
Jim-bitch: Yeah he does, I'm used to it. He's like an annoying slightly younger brother
Jung-fucc-yew: Don't forget taller
Jung-fucc-yew: HELP HYUNGS HE KICKED ME THIS IS CHILD ABUSEEESKJDBFKASUFBFGAWUFBJDFVBKSDFU
YoonBeef: You'll be fine
Kim Nam-Booty: Yeah
Jim-bitch: Jung-fucker I just rolled my eyes so hard at you that I can see into the next dimension
Kim tae-whore: Ooooo! What does it look like????
Jung-fucc-yew: Where's Jin hyung when you need him smh..
Jim-bitch: Yeah where is my big brother who is so much N I C E R than Junglebook bitch over here..
Suck-me-off-Jin: Hey Jimbles and the rest of you. What'd I miss?
Kim tae-whore: a lot.
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aesthetics - Yoonmin + Namjin
FanfictionIn which Jimin, Jungkook, Jin, and Taehyung get to model with Namjoon, Hoseok, and Yoongi who are their favorite "celebrities". 🌟 as of 12/2/18 #121 in #aesthetics ⭐as of 10/21/18 #193 in #aesthetics
