What Luan Thinks Of You

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*THESE PUNS ARE GONNA BE SO TERRIBLE PLEASE FORGIVE ME I TRIED I SUCK AT PUNS!!! D:*

Aries - "I can't think of A-RIESon not to like you" ;)
{"I can't think of a reason not to like you"}

Taurus - "The TUAR-of-US are awesome together!" ;)
{"The two of us are awesome together"}

Gemini - "You must be worth a lot, because I can see a GEM-IN-yur-I!" ;)
{You must be worth a lot, because I can see a gem in your eye."}

Cancer - "I know CANCER is not a joke, don't, worry, I'll take you seriously!" ;)
{I know cancer is not a joke, don't worry, I'll take you seriously"}

Leo - "Would you LEOnd me your hand?" ;)
{"Would you lend me your hand?"}

Virgo - "VIRGOing to get to know each other pretty well, i'm sure!" ;)
{"We're going to get to know each other pretty well, I'm sure"}

Libra - "We should get some books at the LIBRAry together!" ;)
{"We should get some books at the library together"}

Scorpio - "Don't be a SCORPIOn and sting my heart!" ;)
{"Don't be a scorpion and sting my heart"}

Sagittarius - "It'll be SAG-to-TTARI-US apart!" ;)
{"It'll be sad to tear us apart"}

Capricorn - "Do you mind if I put a CAP-ric-ORN your head?" ;)
{"Do you mind if I put a cap on your head?"}

Aquarius - "We should take some AQUA-RI-US when we go outside!" ;)
{"We should take some aqua/water with us when we we go outside"}

Pisces - "Can you put together the broken PISCES of my heart?" ;)
{"Can you put together the broken pieces of my heart"}

*I'm very tempted to change the title to 'Terrible Luan Pick-up lines'. Sorry about my stupidity.*

~A special apology to the signs whose pun doesn't make any sense, I suck badly at coming up with those.~

~*Bows repeatedly*~

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