*bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing*
me: Eight asks and dares! Wow! Going away for a few days really does bring people together,doesn't it?*reads through asks and dares* 7 hours...they'll need snacks...
Asy: what? who'll need snacks?
Me: Oh! hey Asy! I was just looking through new asks and dares. By the way, can you get all the couples please?
Asy: Alright!*goes off and gets all the couples*
Blue: What is it, Author? The new asks and dares? I presume that's why you wanted us anyway.
Me: let's do the asks first. Oh! Dream?
Dream: yeah author?
Me: Could you get Nightmare please? He has an ask. Also, I have a ship battle I want to happen.
Dream:*sighs* Alright Author.*opens a portal and goes through it. Only to return minutes later with Nightmare* Got him Author!
Me: Cool! Thank you Dream!
Nightmare: The f*unk* is happening?
Me: No swearing Nightmare. It drives some people round a bend. And, you're in an ask and dare book. You have an ask.
Nightmare: What is it?
Me: Who is your crush?
Nightmare:*blushes* Cross....
Me: CREAM VS. CROSSMARE!
Asy: Oh! I prefer Cream.
Cross: ...
Me: Pfft. we'll deal with it later... But now! Blue! Fell! Did you enjoy the Lemon milkshake?
Blue: It was really nice, thank you!
Fell: I liked it.
Me:*trying not to laugh* Now, onto the dares. Cross, Dream. You two have to drink a cookies and CREAM milkshake.
Blue: A pun? Really?
Me: Blue, Fell. You two are done for now. You may leave. I don't want Blue to kill me because of the pun
Fell: alright.*picks Blue up bridal style and walks out of the room*
Me: Okay. Now.*grabs Cookies and Cream Milkshake* Drink up, you two
Dream and Cross:*drink the milkshake*
Nightmare:*thinks: I hate you already, Author.*
Me: Hope thats what you wanted, rythmdab28! You sent in the two asks as well as the last and doubled the next dare for one couple.
Frisk: you put up with this every day?
Classic: Yup.
Frisk: Wow, sorry Sans...
Classic: don't be, it's fine.
Me: Back to the are before I release all the Frans shippers on you two.
Classic: Oh god no...
Me: Exactly. The dare is from RaineAglugubMesina The dare is for all couples to play 7 hours in heaven. I'm not going to tell you the couple that their time was extended on because I want that to remain a secret until everyone else is out.
Frisk: Okay?
Me: ASY! HAND PLEASE! ALL THE COUPLES NEED TO BE IN A CLOSET!
Asy:*pushes Errink, Cream and Starlet into a closet* On it!
Me: Thanks Asy!
*with Asy's help all the couples are soon in a closet each*
Me: Okay! now we start the 7 hour wait!
-7 hours later-
Me: Time's up for most!
-gets out all the couples but Frans-
Blue:*didn't have to go in because of being pregnant* you guys enjoyed your time?
Dream: what? Why didn't you have to go in, Blue?
Blue: I get off having to do 'dangerous' dares for a bit.
Dream: why?
Blue: That's for me, Author, Fell and @KawaiiRosalina15 to know*walks away*
Ink: Frans! that's the one that was doubled. Everyone else is here apart from Frisk and Classic!
Me: YUP!
Ink:*rolls her eyes*
Error: Th3!R L0s3
Ink: Really glitchy?
Error: y3P
Ink:*sighs*
Me:*smiles* Oh! I forgot to mention! We're going to have another Sans join us soon!
Asy: I heard you say something along the lines of 90's nightmare...
Error: s0uNds l!k3 Fr3sH
Me: You've already met Fresh?
Error: Y3aH, h3's mY y0ung3r br0ther
Me: cool!
*fresh knock*
Viole:*opens the door* Welcome to hell. The place where autocorrect lives. What can I do you for?
Fresh: that sounds gr8 broseph!
*what Fresh looks like*
Me: Hey Fresh.
Fresh: Sup Author-broski
Me: how are you?
Error:*avoiding Fresh*
Fresh: Radical! Also, Error, bro, I can see you!
Error: S*ugar*
Fresh: Wow, that's unrad bro!
Me: You two can argue while I do the outro. Because we're out of time. HieuLe014 your dare will be done next time. But, don't forget to send in Asks and dares but until then....
All but Fresh: Bye!
Fresh: Bye brosephs!
YOU ARE READING
Truth or dare the sanses
FanfictionBlue: why am I here? me: because I am releasing all the cringe I have bottled up inside of me! And before someone asks, I do NOT own the cover art.