Camp-half blood meets Fb

Union?!

Hades: Where is my son?

Percy: Has this happened before?

Leo: Whoa, talk about deja vu

Hades: Where is Nico?

Annabeth: What's wrong Lord Hades?

Hades: I have important matters to discuss with him

Calypso: You made an account just to talk to your son?

Hades: Yes

Leo: That's actually kind of sweet

Hades: I am not sweet, fear me, Hades, Lord of the Underworld

Annabeth: Hades and Nico are actually kind of similar

Percy: It's kind of creepy actually

Hades: Do you spawn not know where Nico is?

Thalia: I do

Leo: You do?

Hades: Where is he?

Thalia: On a date with Will

Hades: The sun boy?

Calypso: Apollo's son, yes

Hades: This is what I wanted to talk to Nico about

Percy: Are you giving him the birds and bees talk?

Leo: Calypso says I'm not old enough for that talk, how come Nico is?

Thalia: I don't think Nick has to worry about the birds and the bees

Percy: But if he's in a relationship there might be an unwanted baby, I know my stuff

Annabeth: Not possible

Leo: You were born out of your mothers head

Annabeth: Right, then it's just highly improbable

Calypso: Unless the Gods interfere

Leo: The Gods are giving Nico a baby?

Hades: Is this what you lot chat about all day

Thalia: Yes, it's actually kind of depressing

Annabeth: Answer the question

Percy: I wonder if I'll be the babies type

Hades: I'm not giving Nico a child

Leo: Percy? 0_O

Hades: Even I'm against pedophilia

Percy: I JUST WANT TO BE SOMEONES TYPE