Fetishes

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Jason posted a status: Single Pringle who is ready to mingle

Percy: What, did I read that right?

Annabeth: Jason, please tell me that this your sick version of some sort of joke

Leo: Well I guess Piper just finally decided to get a real man ;-)

Calypso: -_-

Leo: Seriously come on. Don't be mad at me for no reason. Every single one of us know that I am not a real man, babe

Reyna: Knew it, Thalia hand the ten dollars over

Thalia: But I agreed with you?

Reyna: I guess we both get ten dollars

Thalia: I'll steal some off Leo later

Leo: Wait, no stop, pretend that never happened, it came out seriously wrong

Percy: I bet that's what yo mother said when you were born

Calypso: You would know, Percy

Percy: Well excuse me, somebody hold my blue blueberry cookies, shits about to get real

Annabeth: I think that we are all getting sidetracked here, Jason and Piper broke up, remember, does that not seem weird to you

Leo: Shit Yeah, I almost forgot what's up with that Piper McLean

Piper: You guys really don't want to know

Frank: I'm here with them so trust me when I say that they do, their faces are actually really creepy, please tell them before they do anything to the rabbit

Piper: I'm not even going to mention the rabbit but the real reason that the two of us broke up is because Jason has some weird, to say the least, fetishes

Annabeth: What exactly do you mean by weird?

Piper: Staplers

Hazel: Interesting

Frank: O_o

Nico: o_O

Leo: ;-)

Calypso: -_-

Leo: °_°

Percy: Hazel what the-

Hazel has gone offline

Frank has logged off

Reyna: The great Jason Grace has a fetish for staplers? Yeah right give me a minute to find out the truth.

Piper: No wait another five minutes

Percy: I think that Reyna is gone

Annabeth: Why, what's the big fuss about?

Piper: You'll find out soon enough

Leo: I wonder if she'll actually find out anything

Piper: She will, believe me, she definitely without a doubt, will

Leo: Ok...

Reyna has updated her status: Jason Grace has a fetish for staplers, didn't need my dogs to find that out

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