lover // josh dun x reader { COMPLETED }

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"it's fucking christmas bitches wake up!" jesus, i know this is brendon's cabin and all, but when will i get a proper sleep?

"Y/N, JOSH, WAKE UP ITS MOTHERFUCKING CHRISTMAS!" brendon chimed in, he was making noises with the pans.

since brendon didn't let me sleep someone's gonna see satan. i grabbed my pillow and threw it at brendon which made him fall to the floor.

"thanks for doing that babe." josh said, his voice was muffled by a pillow.

"excuse me? mr. dun, mrs. dun?" what the fuck since when did i marry josh? last time i remember i slept on top of his dick. "breakfast is now served."

"thank you jemma." the lady bowed down.

me and josh got out of the bed and i step on brendon on purpose, don't ever make wake me up with noise or else the same thing may happen. "oWwW! what the fuck!"

"that's what you get."

(A/N: its brooklyn again)

"Jesus Christ, the lion is hungry today" Brendon muttered to himself.

I turned my head and I'm ready to throw down.

"What the fuck did you just say?"

"uhh... Nothing."

"No, Brendon. You certainly said something. Care to speak up?"

"No I didn't!!" He walked to the table picking a seat right beside Ryan.

"You wish you didn't." I said under my breath.

I sat beside Josh and he whispered to me, "Babe, I love you, but you're terrifying"

I pulled away from him and smiled, "Now you know not to fuck with me."

"Uhh... In which way?" Gerard asked.

"Which way do you think!?" I yelled.

"Oh my god, Josh, be careful. She is the human embodiment of satan." Frank said to Josh.

Damn right I'm satan bitches.

"Mhmmm" I smiled to myself.

Everyone went wide-eyed but Jenna was laughing. I smiled at her and she stopped.

I scanned the table, all filled with pancakes, waffles, syrups and fruit.

Of course I'd love to eat just pancakes and syrup but Satan has to stay healthy.

I took 2 pancakes, some grapes and strawberries, and poured blueberry syrup on my pancakes.

Everyone else had already gotten their food and sat down but I'm too extra for that.

I picked up a moldy-gross banana and threw it at Brendon's head.

Josh laughed along with Ryan's giggles and Frank's chuckles.

"Y/N! What the fuck?!"

"Thanks for your comment earlier."

I smirked and walked back to my seat, sitting down as gracefully as possible.