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Things you probably don't  know about this boring author:

- I'm an introvert
- When I make friends, I judge like I'm judging a soul in the underworod
- When I finally deem the person to be worthy of my shit, I show my true self
- Some say my true self is the equivalent of a poor bubbly fish about to be caught but doesn't know
- I like cherries (I said that already, right?)
- I have terrible memory~worse than Dory's
- I'm a monster on the keyboard~ I smash it with my fingers
- I'm also a troll
- I love being a troll
- Light destroys my soul
- I love cat videos but I hate my cat
- DOGS FOR LIFE!
- My dream is to become a vicious butterfly
- You can't tell me what to do!!!
- I'm an angel, I promise
- Nah, I'm a Fallen Angel
- I fell and can't...get...upppp. Tell the world I hate it
- I don't like snakes but I search up pictures of them
- Nobody is good
- Babies are so sweet and innocent...when you ignore their annoying side
- I'm a Sagittarius
- My Chinese Horoscope is Horse
- I'm fast when running...away from the demons
- I'm from Jupiter (should visit sometimes)
- The man in the moon is my best friend
- I'm a weirdo
- I promise I don't bite...my friends
-MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA






































haven't you read everything? I'm a troll. That's it!!

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