Zodiacs

the signs making a sandwich/update 💀💀💀

     Hello children it's me Cheesegirl12 and I've been meaning to do this for a long time but here's the notification in case you haven't picked up on the thing I'm going to be explaining. Since I understand that probably someone reading this is young and innocent and they shouldn't have to deal with any strong language so from now on I will be marking any zodiac pages with any swearing or references to more adult matters with this symbol: 💀💀💀
If ye innocent readers see this, read on with caution......
If you dare....
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Aries: " well......we have some three week old ham.....a fried egg and a beet......suuurrreee."

Taurus: " FUCK ME!!!! WHERE IS ALL THE FRIGGIN CHEESE!!!!?!??"

Gemini: " yeah I love rutabaga-martini-salad-cheese-bagel-banana sandwiches. Thanks Aries!"

Cancer: " does an icecream sandwich count?"

Leo: " I'll just have some toast please....with jam"

Virgo: " yes I'd love a sandwich*
            * Presses screaming emo woman and her cat between bread slices*

Libra: " I'd like a gourmet gorgonzola and bleu cheese melt with hand prepared griddled ham with a fresh, purple tomato soup including croutons......please"

Scorpio: " sandwiches are for the weak"
                 * Proceeds to eat grilled cheese for to weeks straight*

Sagittarius: * helps Aries look for potential sandwich ingredients*

Capricorn: ☹☹☹☹☹☹#neednewfriends #wtfAries

Aquarius: * Instagrams the creations*

Pisces: * mini convo*
Taurus/Gordon Ramsay: what are you?
Pisces: an idiot sandwich
Taurus/Gordon Ramsay: FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING DONKEY!!