Aries: tried to kiss a rattlesnake
Taurus: tried to ingest an entire restaurant
Gemini: broke hands by over drawing
Cancer: sugar induced coma
Leo: failed world takeover
Virgo: a paper cut ( those painful bastards)
Libra: fell off a roof yelling " YOLO"
Scorpio: tried to break own arm to be more popular
Sagittarius: took toast out of the toaster with a fork
Capricorn: inhaled water trying to look at the "pretty fishies"
Aquarius: constipated beyond belief
Pisces: backfired murder attempt
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Zodiacs
RandomThis is a book of zodiacs that are my original ideas. They are all based of my friends zodiacs and please feel free to give me any suggestions on topics, they're much appreciated! 👍👍👍 Highest rating: #1 in random!!!!!
