group chat [banana bus squad]

31; guess i'll die

daithi: lol i forgot about this chat

daithi: me brian and craig have just been talkign to each other in our other chat 'the irish gays (and craig)'

ty guy: WHAT

evanoss: you guys suck

mini craig: whoops

moose: anyways daithi do you know where lui is

daithi: uh

mini craig: GUYS GUYS

mini craig: there's a cute gay couple in our school and theyre p cool and gay im adding them

balloon boy: nice

brain: what there's another cute gay couple and its not me and brock

moose: lol

mini craig has added bill nay the science gay and lordtickledicks to No Homo™

lordtickledicks: it is i

lordtickledicks: lord of the gays

ty guy: but your name says that youre lord of the dicks

lordtickledicks: same thing

lordtickledicks: also *tickle dicks

ty guy: oh yeah sorry

lordtickledicks: ze i just noticed that it says nay wtf

bill nay the science gay: i made it so it rhymes with gay you fuck

lordtickledicks: you couldve put neigh

bill nay the science gay: bill is not a fucking horse

brain: i like them already

jon cena: what the fuck

evanoss: LOOK WHO DECIDED TO JOIN US

jon cena: ...hi

balloon boy: change your fucking name that meme has been dead for months now

daithi: maybe even years

jon cena: but i have no inspiration i dunno what to change it to

tyler, the creator: something gay

evanoss: something gay

tyler, the creator: fuck you i said it first

evanoss: no thanks thats gay

lordtickledicks: ...but you just said something gay

evanoss: ........shut your fuck

evanoss: also tyler nice name

tyler, the creator: thanks

tyler, the creator: he's gay and so am i

bill nay the science gay: same

moose: ANYWAYS guys say your names and sexuality and pronouns and shit

moose: also everyone's he/him expect for evan, lui, and craig who are they/them

bill nay the science gay: okay okay

bill nay the science gay: hi im steven im gay and ace he/him!!

lordtickledicks: hecking cutie i love u

lordtickledicks: and im anthony! bisexual and proud! he/him!

something gay: Nice

evanoss: oh my god jon i hate you

something gay: me too

evanoss: ...you hate me or yourself?

something gay: surprise bitch its both

tyler, the creator: wow so relatable

something gay: fuck you

tyler, the creator: no i have a boyfriend

daithi: WHAT

moose: WHAT

brain: um excuse me

evanoss: did i read that correctly

evanoss: i hope so

tyler, the creator: really? thats old news guys

something gay: who is this boyfriend

daithi: yeah who is he

tyler, the creator: i mean,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

tyler, the creator: cant you tell,,,,,,,

somerthing gay: what

moose: ITS CRAIG

moose: THEYRE NOT TALKING AND THEYRE ONLINE

moose: ITS OBVIOUSLY CRAIG COME ON

mini craig: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,fuck they caught me

daithi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

evanoss: BITCH ME TOO TF

bill nay the science gay: meanwhile i'm over here having no idea whats going on

lordtickledicks: same here babe

moose: you have no idea what a big deal this is

tyler, the creator: Oh Well

mini craig:

balloon boy: i leave for TWO minutes and this is what i come back to

evanoss: shut up marcel

evanoss: now can you tell us how and when did you get together

mini craig: tyler you do the honors

tyler, the creator: fine

tyler, the creator: basically after the new years party at smitty's house (where is motherfucker by the way he owns me five bucks) me and craig ended up making out in some bedroom and then i asked them out

mini craig: bull shit

mini craig: you were incredibly awkward the day after and didnt talk to me until i texted you

tyler, the creator: shshshshhhshsh

mini craig: anyways yeah we've been dating for about a week now

brain: aw

evanoss: my otp is finally canon :'))))))

brain: i thought me and brock were your otp

evanoss: think again bitch

brain has left No Homo™

lordtickledicks: oooooo shit

mini craig: brian you just got roasted

balloon boy: he dead

moose: it was fun while it lasted

moose: anybody else want to date me now

brain has joined No Homo™

brain: hell the fuck no

brain: i aint going anywhere bitch

bill nay the science gay: i have no idea what is happening but i love it