DemonicAngel70 asks:
To the beta trolls: which kid would you rather be in a red relationship with?
AA: 0_0
CG: REALLY ARADIA? THAT'S YOUR FUCKING ANSWER?
AA: 0_0
CG: OKAY, YEAH, WHATEVER. I'LL ACTUALLY ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION: NO ONE. NOW GET YOUR NOSE OUT OF MY PRIVATE THOUGHTS.
CC: T)(at's not very nice, Crabcatc)(!
CG: FEFERI, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
CC: 38(
CC: I'll answer t)(e question t)(oug)(! I t)(ink t)(at being in a redrom wit)( Jade would be fun!!!
CG: HER? REALLY? SHE'S UNBEARABLE.
CC: You are always just so CRABBY!!
CG: PLEASE, JUST STOP.
GC: 4LR1GHT STOP F1GHT1NG > : [
GC: MY 4NSW3R 1S D4V3 H3 S33MS PR3TTY COOL
CG: WHAT THE FUCK. YOU CHOOSE THE INSUFFERABLE PRICK. OUT OF EVERYONE ELSE YOU COULD HAVE CHOSEN YOU CHOSE HIM.
GC: SHUT 1T!!
GC banned CG from responding to memo.
CA: you knoww id kill to be in a relationship wwith any of them
GA: You Would Kill For Basically Anything
CA: aww kan you knoww me too wwell
GA: It Is Almost Relieving To Know That All Of Your Actions Are Uncannily Predictable
GA: As For This Question I Am Already Married To The Human Rose
AC: :33 < i ship it!! :3
AC: :33 < i would be meowrails with jade or dave! they both seem really cool *ac puts on shades to be as cool as the coolkid*
CT: D--> Nepeta, you are saying that you would be friends with the one with the e%traordinary 100d language?
AC: :33 < yes!
CT: D--> You know I will not stand for this type of relationship
CT: D--> The Strider child is not of any interest to me
CT: D--> None of them are any interest to me
AG: Okay, sorry 8ut no one actually cares a8out who you like, Equius.
AG: Who would I d8? Hahaha, is that even a question? Of course John!
AT: uHHH,
AT: wHO WOULD I, uH, dATE?
TC: YeS mY mOtHeRfUcKiNg BrO.
AT: uH...
AT: jADE, pROBABLY,
TC: I tAkE nOnE oF tHeM mOtHeRfUcKeRs :o)
TA: dave.
AA: thats all youve got to say?
TA: ye2.
TG: thats a solid 20 votes for me
CG: THERE AREN'T EVEN 20 TROLLS HERE, IDIOT. AND MOST OF THEM DIDN'T EVEN VOTE FOR YOU.
TG: you count as the other 16
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