Who. I. Am.

I Should've Known

"When we hit our lowest point, we are open to the greatest change"
– Avatar Aang

Present Day

Me and Puar were flying a little late towards Capsule Corp. for Bulma's ' Universe Tournament Victory' party as she put it. We won the tournament and our universe was spared, but luckily Android 17 brought back all the universes that were erased were afterward with of the super dragon balls we won. Of course its what I heard seeing I wasn't actually at the tournament, because I wasn't picked.

As much as I wanted to help, I probably would've gotten my ass handed to me. I've starting my training more often again a few months ago before the tournament without the others knowing. I wanted to make sure I have a decent amount of power left, not to surpass Goku or Vegeta of course, for me that's literally impossible.

I was careful not to move around so much in my flight pattern for what was in the box I was carrying. It was a chocolate cake I got for a favor for Bulma. She said " I was the closest one to the bakery she wanted for the party" or something like that. I honestly didn't know why she wanted me to do it when she had plenty of money at her disposal to hire someone to get it, but whatever. It had blue iced lettering that said ' Strongest Universe'.

" Its really nice of you to grab this cake, Yamcha" said Puar. I blushed a little, " Yeah yeah, I think I'm just too nice for my own good and anyway B asked. " Great. Now I feel like I am just her servant.

We finally made there and landed behind a building close to the party, the place I was when I saw them gathered for the tournament. I kept my ki low enough so they wouldn't detect it, to see if I could scare the crap of them. Just for kicks.

As I walked towards them, I saw them talking in a group about something until I heard my name mentioned. So out of curiosity, I shushed Puar and stayed hidden to listen in........turns out I wished I didn't.

" Where's Yamcha? Is he late again? " Bulma asked " he was supposed to bring it an half n' hour ago" she mumbled. " Clearly not here. He's probably trying to flirt with some girl or being a lazy bum, heheheh" said Roshi.

Stupid old man's got his nerve!

" As much I don't want to agree, the perverted old man is right. That fool has always been a slacker and idiot. He wasn't even at the tournament, I don't even know why you invited him, woman" Added Vegeta, " I invited him because he's our friend, Vegeta! It's not his fault you didn't pick him!" She said, "But as much as I hate to admit, you do have a point, he always was kinda of a slacker in everything, even when we dated! .............Sometimes I wonder how I ever got that desperate for a boyfriend".

Ok ouch. That hurt.

" That was a little cold for you, Bulma" said 18. " I agree " Tien agreed  " but I doesn't excuse the fact that I am disappointed in my friend's abilities. His lacking of training at all has him made terribly weak and not even a match for me even if he has given it up" " I hardly call them abilities, more like tricks" Piccolo said bluntly.

What!? Thats not....

" Hey, I wouldn't exactly put him on Satan's "level" that's a stretch." said Krillin " no offense to him, but I wouldn't be goin' around talking big if I had power level as low as his" " You're one to talk and what power level?" Vegeta added with a smirk. Oolong and Roshi were trying to hold their laugher.

" I'm no expert, as much Yamcha is a.......decent fighter, I don't think he's on any your levels anymore, cause if he was you would've picked him for your team. I can't remember the last time I actually saw him fight. I wouldn't really say he's one of you",Bulma stated.